How do you think your parents would react if they went through your internet browsing history?

[ConstantErasing]

The porn probably wouldn't cause too much trouble (though my particular fetish would massively weird them out). The problems would begin when they saw just how much time I spend on the internet and realize I am doing that when I say I am doing my homework.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

THEY WOULD GET NOTHING OUT OF ME!
Any questionable sites I use google incognito and besides I set my browser to delete everything once it's closed.

And if I die or am incapacitated my friend would receive a letter with directions on how to destroy all incriminating history or evidence and replace it with normal searches and such so as not to arouse suspicion

 

[retyopy]

I don't think they would care all too much.

 

[kommando367]

I just deleted my browser history

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Well I delete anything that would surprise them so they wouldn't care

This right here. If you are stupid enough to leave something bad on there you deserve an all out parental assault!

 

[Darius Brogan]

A VERY awkward sit down conversation

^Basically this^ to the power of ten. Maybe fifty or so.

 

[retyopy]

My mother would probably wag her finger disapprovingly at me regarding the porn, but otherwise my parents pretty much know my interests and wouldn't be surprised at all.

And I say "mother" instead of "parents" because I've once walked in on my dad watching porn... That was certainly a sticky situation.

*politely claps* Oh, that was clever.

 

[MightyRabbit]

They'd worry about the times I browse till, but they wouldn't find anything untoward. Thank you, Private Browsing.

 

[nebtheslayer95]

browsing history? I keep it cleared. the real problem would be if they found my blog and/or deviant art and/or twitter, because i rant about how much i hate the earth, and them in particular.

 

[yman15]

Well I delete anything that would surprise them so they wouldn't care

This right here. If you are stupid enough to leave something bad on there you deserve an all out parental assault!

Yep with a simple click you can save your self from any awkward discussions/beatings lol

 

[Dangit2019]

They would wonder where my life went.

 

[MrStab]

Dad would just give me shit for it on account of the fact that my step mum will always make a smart arse comment when he forgets to delete his and I end up pissing myself laughing. If my mother found it then it would be like releasing the kraken.

 

[TrevorGruen]

my mom: "I would have expected worse"
my dad: " damn I didnt even know about that site, send me a link will ya?"

 

[BaronUberstein]

Hmm.

First I'd ask why they flew 2000 miles just to look at my browser history in my dorm room. Then we'd likely have a very awkward conversation and strained relations for a looooong time.

 

[Logic 0]

They would as confused now as they are normally about my hobbies.

 

[Paragon Fury]

They'd see this site.

Youtube with a lot of AMVs and video game fail videos and Family/Futurama clips.

My bank site.

My phone bill site.

The webcomics I read.

The Gears, CoD, Halo and Battlefield sites.

Amazon.com

The Magic the Gathering Site.

My college's student website.

Facebook.

Netflix.

Reuters.

New York Times.

MSNBC.

Not a whole lot to be worried over, really.

 

[Helscreama]

I think you'll find mine is on auto delete ^>^

 

[Leg End]

This implies my mother can operate a computer. XD
Likely, it will be my sister doing it for/with her.
Well, I've stopped giving a fuck about private browsing, so in the event they look at it, these will be the likely reaction:
Ask me what "Lolicon" is.
Scream in horror.
Threaten to call police out of stupidity.
Disown me.
Undisown me after hours of talking.
Make more stupid cracks than ever(and it's at around 58 a day already >.>).
Ask me what 99chan is.
Watch her mouth drop.

Yeah, that's about it. :L

EDIT: My reaction would be as follows:

 

[TheTaco007]

They'd be wondering what all this pony crap was....