How I escaped from Hell

[Rainboq]

Day 106: Brownie and Sleek had a hay day with the rats, utter carnage doesn't describe it

 

[Fniff]

Day 108: You know, I have got to get out of here.

Later, in Day 108: Huh, I just walked straight out of hell.

Yay.

 

[Fniff]

Day 110: I walked up to the devil and asked why was I here. Apparently, I came here for no reason.

Give me a break.

 

[Fniff]

Day 112: Found a gun.

Killed self.

Ended up where I died.

What the fuck? I am a ghost now. Sleek's here, though.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 113:Rematerialized, I'm actually kinda happy here, may not leave for quite some time

 

[Fniff]

Day 114: This is so cool.

Also, found girlfriend. Is with another man.

Time for some revenge.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 115: Me and Rain keep getting intimate, lets see where this goes

 

[brtshstel]

Day 116

Trying to seduce hotter girl to make ex jealous.

So far no success.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 117: Been seeing different versions of self, also I've noticed that Sleek has her own journal

 

[Lionsfan]

Day 118: Tried again to seduce a hotter girl...still no success so I went to the bar to get drunk

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 119: Rain has yet to figure out its a sketch pad

 

[Rainboq]

Day 120: Sleek has sketch pad or some sort, trying too make out the sketches

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 121: Found an awesome looking stick, looks like a snake. Forgot about the sketch pad.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 122: learned my lesson, in hell, sticks that look like snakes are actually snakes that haven't died yet, back too trying too decipher the sketches

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 123: "They're just really bad sketches Rain"

 

[Fniff]

Day 124: I just realized... Am I in hell or real life as a ghost?

What the hell is going on?

 

[Rainboq]

Day 125: I've decided too ignore those thoughts, started contemplating a mpre serious relationship with Sleek

 

[Fniff]

Day 126: OK, I just possessed someone. I made them burn down my ex's house. With her inside.

They were convicted of arson and murder. And I got off free, since I am dead. I am so cool.

 

[Rainboq]

Day 127: accidentally turned myself into a catperson, Sleek seems too love it

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Day 128: I have cancer now, and I'm not sure what caused it.
It could be those eating rats from way back...
But it could have been the transformation into a catperson, though unlikely.