How I escaped from Hell

[Rainboq]

218: just found out that Sleek is an orphan, damn, that sucks

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 219: Have to meet Rain's parents tonight, I'm really nervous

 

[Rainboq]

220: we tied the knot today, Sleek got on well with my parents, broke the news to them about Sleek being pregnant, mom freaked out

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 221: Wow how time flies, seems like just today I met rain

 

[Rainboq]

Day 222: Going for a while, don't know when, or if, I'll be back, but I hope Sleek will be ok

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 222: Also going but I will miss Rain

 

[NeoAC]

Day 224: I'm so lonely.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 225:Who the hell came up with the idea of marriage? I need to get the hell out of here!

 

[NeoAC]

Day 226: I need to acquire something to bribe the guard. I tried spit sculptures, he doesn't like those.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Day 227: Received a self-help book today. It's called "How to cope with hell". It gave a solution to find heaven. I might try it.

Oh and that guard seems to hate me for some reason...Maybe I should talk to him...

 

[MasterSqueak]

Day 228: I tried doing what I did in that game and gave him my food. I have a new guard now. Also, I'm feeling alot healthier today.

 

[Vrex360]

Day 229: Became a witness to what appears to be a planet wide armaggedon involving Covenant class battlecruisers bombarding the planet and alien warriors at the front line killing all in their path, including one in particular who wears aqua armor and declares to kill all the human scum. This matches the description Preston gave me of the 'Vrex' who had killed him.
Suffice to say I am suddenly relieved to be in Hell, better that then being vapourised by aliens on the surface.

Also it would seem the alien leader is an intended guest for a wedding involving two cat people.... I have no comment.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Day 230: Got some news about that alien invasion. Some green giant stopped them. That "Vrex" was cursing that green giant with deep hatred. He also said that he would be back.

That new guard turns out to be more of a dick than the previous one. His name is Harry.

 

[Kud]

Day 231: Wait... is the the "Vrex" that killed Preston and sent him down to hell?

 

[MasterSqueak]

Day 232: I appear to have partial amnesia. What happened to Larry? Some guy named Harry is guarding my cell instead. Clearly it is a conspiracy! Even more suspicious is all the new inmates who I don't remember.

When no one was looking, I swapped my food with someone elses. They think they can get me that easily? Hah!

 

[CounterAttack]

Day 233: My right kidney was missing when I woke. No idea why.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Day 234: Found my kidney, its working for the forces of evil.

 

[Sir Bob]

Day 235: After a fistfight with my kidney that took over 15 hours, I went to bed. Hope tomorrow is better.

 

[Knife-28]

Day 236: I woke up in Hell today, I say lots of other me's walking around and I also met a talking rat...

 

[Kud]

Spoiler: OOC

Can someone please tell me what the character has done so far and where he is?