How I escaped from Hell

[Blydden]

Day 547: Turns out the space thing was just a weird dream. How did I sleep through an entire day?

 

[Xero Scythe]

Day 548: Groggy from sleeping all day. The rats somehow returned while I was asleep. Fending them off with a stick.

 

[Blydden]

Day 549: The "Fallen Angel" girl tossed some rat poison grenades at the rats. The rats are dead...although I can't help but wonder, who the f*ck is this girl?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Day 550: The girl kicked me in the nuts again...not cool

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 551: I tried to kick her in the nuts but it turned out she had none. I have much to learn.

 

[Eggsnham]

Day 552: After a long hiatus of not being active, hell restarted and I found that if I pull the machete out a little bit at a time that- OH SHIT! HERSHEY SQUIRTS!

 

[Knife-28]

Day 553: I found a tombstone with 'How I escaped from Hell' on it. I also practiced some necromation.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

554: Discovered I have the ability to fire knives from ducts in my hands.
Killed a demon.
Ate him.
More shlits.

 

[Knife-28]

Day 555:HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, MY NECROMATION WORKED!!!!!

 

[Voodoomancer]

Day 557: I have successfully resurrected what I found earlier, using my newfound powers of necromancy, but now I'm being cased by zombies. Hydro pump ineffective so far.

 

[cryogeist]

Day 558: I have barricaded a cave i found to hold out from the zombies they are still there..i wish i had a gun

 

[Nouw]

Day 559:Found the BFG. Fuck Yeah!

 

[cryogeist]

Day 560 i spent the day killing the zombies outside the cave

 

[Link_to_Future]

Day 561: I ran out of ammo for the BFG today. What was I thinking? I should have conserved my ammo better. Or at least tried for more headshots.

Found that the BFG works very well as a club though.

 

[cryogeist]

Day 562 all the zombies are dead..damn how did i go this long without water? or food?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Day 563: The search for water was fruitless, but I found that the zombies are actually quite delicious when cooked lightly.

I'm sure that there will be absolutely no repercussions for my rash actions.

 

[cryogeist]

Day 564 im alright for food..but damn i need water i think my body drank 10% of me already
..at least it feels like it did damn i hope not

 

[Link_to_Future]

Day 565:I'm beginning to feel...strange. I've noticed that I'm always light-headed and my movement is slowing considerably. The worst part is the cravings...these strange new cravings.

I'm sure it's just the dehydration. This has nothing to do with me consuming the flesh of the undead.

Hmm...I wonder if their brains taste any good?

 

[cryogeist]

Day 566 damnit..i really dont feel good....i wonder if the residents of hell have brains...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Day 567: I no longer thirst; I only hunger. I no longer run; I only shamble. I no longer fear; I only press forward.

Fortunately, my mind and my hand are both steady. I will be able to continue to log my experiences, even amongst my defecting to the ranks of the undead.