Naturally very curly, very soft, shiny, long and unkept, it does kind of look a bit feminine if i'm perfectly honest, but what the hell.
I'll shave it off in exchange for something rare, i don't care for money in these transactions, just something hard to get hold off and mildly amusing. Oh and instructions for a hairstyle that is short, looks good and requires little or no maintenance.
And a hat
Rest of body, meh, i'll do that for free.
EDIT: A hat with a brim