How Much Money Does Bobby Kotick Make?

[Simalacrum]

America Bless this man.

If America blesses him then it means the rest of the world curses him...

By America, are you cursing America! You hate America! /sarcastic insane patriotism

Well, to be fair, I am English, its kinda our job to hate everything and everyone, especially the Scottish, Irish and Welsh... the bastards...

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Sounds about right. With that kind of money, I'd be waking up every morning to perfect ham sandwiches and gold-plated fellatio.

Do I smell a reference?
Indeed, I think I do.

If I'm honest, if I never saw your thread, it would be perfectly cooked steaks and gold plated fellatio, but yes it's a reference either way.

And your sandwich is still flawed, BTW.

Yeah...well...err...so's your face!

Ohoho, I see what you did thar! That'll be the last quip out of you, boy. Guards!

 

[The Shade]

Either that, or buy Sweden. Whatever.

After buying Sweden what would you do with the other half of the money?

I think I would use it to ride a pony in space.

Or, better yet, TWO Ponies into space! Swinging a bag of platypus' (platypi?)!

 

[crooked_ferret]

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Don't lump me in with yourself.

Sometimes I hate this whole world so much I wish I had a death star...

 

[Simalacrum]

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Sounds about right. With that kind of money, I'd be waking up every morning to perfect ham sandwiches and gold-plated fellatio.

Do I smell a reference?
Indeed, I think I do.

If I'm honest, if I never saw your thread, it would be perfectly cooked steaks and gold plated fellatio, but yes it's a reference either way.

And your sandwich is still flawed, BTW.

Yeah...well...err...so's your face!

Ohoho, I see what you did thar! That'll be the last quip out of you, boy. Guards!

Don't worry...Bobby will save me! And my Mogwai army!

I have some bad news for you... erm... I ate them both... I thought you meant "Bobby" when you said "bricks" and "Mogwai army" when you said "Glass"... so, erm... yeah. They made a very nice sandvich though

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I wonder if this could put his job security in jeopardy.

I mean this much bad press is bad for the company, no?

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Don't lump me in with yourself.

Sometimes I hate this whole world so much I wish I had a death star...

...that you'll finance through greedy business ventures.

And yes, I would happily be a greedy bastard. ; )

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Fine then, my top assassins will protect me.
Teddy Roosevelt, Rosario Dawson, Chuck Norris, Billy Mays, Jessica Alba, Samuel L. Jackson, and... MOGWAI! HE IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE ARMY!

Um... due to recent budget cuts, we could only afford Oprah. Sorry

 

[Simalacrum]

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Sounds about right. With that kind of money, I'd be waking up every morning to perfect ham sandwiches and gold-plated fellatio.

Do I smell a reference?
Indeed, I think I do.

If I'm honest, if I never saw your thread, it would be perfectly cooked steaks and gold plated fellatio, but yes it's a reference either way.

And your sandwich is still flawed, BTW.

Yeah...well...err...so's your face!

Ohoho, I see what you did thar! That'll be the last quip out of you, boy. Guards!

Don't worry...Bobby will save me! And my Mogwai army!

I have some bad news for you... erm... I ate them both... I thought you meant "Bobby" when you said "bricks" and "Mogwai army" when you said "Glass"... so, erm... yeah. They made a very nice sandvich though

Fine then, my top assassins will protect me.
Teddy Roosevelt, Rosario Dawson, Chuck Norris, Billy Mays, Jessica Alba, Samuel L. Jackson, and... MOGWAI! HE IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE ARMY!

yeah, they all come under "Bobby" in my awesomely twisted little mind, I'm afraid ^^ and so does any other protection you ever dare to present.

Thats for making me eat glass!

Dammit.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Spoiler: This is for all of you :D

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[Strategia]

How much money does Bobby Kotick make? $14,950,101 too much. I wouldn't trust him with more than a dollar.

 

[Simalacrum]

He's the American dream come true. We'd all be greedy bastards making millions if we could.

Sounds about right. With that kind of money, I'd be waking up every morning to perfect ham sandwiches and gold-plated fellatio.

Do I smell a reference?
Indeed, I think I do.

If I'm honest, if I never saw your thread, it would be perfectly cooked steaks and gold plated fellatio, but yes it's a reference either way.

And your sandwich is still flawed, BTW.

Yeah...well...err...so's your face!

Ohoho, I see what you did thar! That'll be the last quip out of you, boy. Guards!

Don't worry...Bobby will save me! And my Mogwai army!

I have some bad news for you... erm... I ate them both... I thought you meant "Bobby" when you said "bricks" and "Mogwai army" when you said "Glass"... so, erm... yeah. They made a very nice sandvich though

Fine then, my top assassins will protect me.
Teddy Roosevelt, Rosario Dawson, Chuck Norris, Billy Mays, Jessica Alba, Samuel L. Jackson, and... MOGWAI! HE IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE ARMY!

yeah, they all come under "Bobby" in my awesomely twisted little mind, I'm afraid ^^ and so does any other protection you ever dare to present.

Thats for making me eat glass!

Dammit.

You didn't eat glass... YOU ATE MY FUCKING MOGWAI!
Fine, I hire a live grenade as protection. You eat it. It explodes. You are loser!

well, I guess I just farted a rather smelly fart... maybe that was the explosion in my stomach?