Two words: Send cookies.SW15243 said:The article itself was excellent, but I can't help but feel like it might hurt my chances to one day pester everyone at The Escapist for a position. I mean, if every tool with a spellchecker can follow these easy steps now, how is an elitist tool like myself supposed to get a decent job?
Another tip! *Takes notes*Susan Arendt said:Two words: Send cookies.SW15243 said:The article itself was excellent, but I can't help but feel like it might hurt my chances to one day pester everyone at The Escapist for a position. I mean, if every tool with a spellchecker can follow these easy steps now, how is an elitist tool like myself supposed to get a decent job?
I do make a damn good batch of peanut butter cookies. 'Course, I can make others. Pick your poison, Boss.Susan Arendt said:Two words: Send cookies.SW15243 said:The article itself was excellent, but I can't help but feel like it might hurt my chances to one day pester everyone at The Escapist for a position. I mean, if every tool with a spellchecker can follow these easy steps now, how is an elitist tool like myself supposed to get a decent job?
Every company worth it's salt has a whipping boy. Jumping in front of the gun is just much more interesting.BehattedWanderer said:So, I'm inclined to wonder about something--Are there minor positions that might be available, whre one could work their way up to a higher position? Be generic game-industry hampster at a news-and-review group, running in the wheels behind the site, making sure names are spelled correctly, i's dotted and t's crossed, that kind of thing? Or does one get to jump straight into associate editing, leaping straight towards the barrel of the gun?
Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't trust that BehattedWanderer character. He looks a little shifty, what with the horns and demonic yellow eyes and all.SW15243 said:Every company worth it's salt has a whipping boy. Jumping in front of the gun is just much more interesting.BehattedWanderer said:So, I'm inclined to wonder about something--Are there minor positions that might be available, whre one could work their way up to a higher position? Be generic game-industry hampster at a news-and-review group, running in the wheels behind the site, making sure names are spelled correctly, i's dotted and t's crossed, that kind of thing? Or does one get to jump straight into associate editing, leaping straight towards the barrel of the gun?
We don't take too kindly to them thar demon folk 'round these here partsGaderael said:Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't trust that BehattedWanderer character. He looks a little shifty, what with the horns and demonic yellow eyes and all.SW15243 said:Every company worth it's salt has a whipping boy. Jumping in front of the gun is just much more interesting.BehattedWanderer said:So, I'm inclined to wonder about something--Are there minor positions that might be available, whre one could work their way up to a higher position? Be generic game-industry hampster at a news-and-review group, running in the wheels behind the site, making sure names are spelled correctly, i's dotted and t's crossed, that kind of thing? Or does one get to jump straight into associate editing, leaping straight towards the barrel of the gun?
EDIT: Sorry for the double post. It's just that I really had to point out his evilness.
Of course. One of the best ways not only to learn, but to wedge your foot firmly in the door, is to volunteer somewhere. The folks who are willing to help out because they're passionate and driven get noticed and trained.BehattedWanderer said:So, I'm inclined to wonder about something--Are there minor positions that might be available, whre one could work their way up to a higher position? Be generic game-industry hampster at a news-and-review group, running in the wheels behind the site, making sure names are spelled correctly, i's dotted and t's crossed, that kind of thing? Or does one get to jump straight into associate editing, leaping straight towards the barrel of the gun?
Sorry if this is supposed to be obvious, did you just tell yourself that you disgust yourself?Earnest Cavalli said:You disgust me.Earnest Cavalli said:As someone whose only experience in the "games writing" industry is scoring jobs almost entirely via a combination of luck and charm, I fully agree with everything Susan has said here, but would also like to add one final point:
Sleeping your way to the top -- Did you really think it was just a gross metaphor? Oh hell no. All I'll say is you attract more flies with an awesome handjob than you do with vinegar.