How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

JUMBO PALACE

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If I'm home, once a day, maybe a little less. When I'm at college, once every couple of days.
 

NerfRIder

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It's been over 8 weeks since the last time I masturbated, no I do not get any sort of other action either. Normally I rarely masturbate but there have been a few times in the last 11 or years I've been doing it that I was masturbating 4 or 5 times day for a couple of weeks straight.

I've never tried to see how many times I could do it in one day. I've tried to see how many times I could do it in a row though and that currently stands at 8, by in a row I mean straight one after another without stopping. That was before I knew about using a lotion as lube so it was done with just skin-on-skin action.
 

Sejs Cube

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Depends on how busy I am, but usually a couple times a day. Generally one to show morning wood who's the boss and one before going to sleep to help relax. Take the dopamine train to snoozeville. Aww yeah.
 

MisterGobbles

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I used to do it a lot more (man, when puberty kicks in, it kicks hard), but now I do it a lot less. I find it hard to do it more than once a day, and generally I do it maybe once every two or three days (cancer treatment kills your sex drive unfortunately).

As for going long periods without doing it, I can't go more than a week, it will fucking KILL me.
 

helldragonX

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Bout 5-7 times a week.....maybe more depending. My girlfriend and I have a some what "cold" relationship.
 

ajofflight

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On a week day, usually once per day. Weekends, it could be anywhere between one and three times per day. Sometimes more, but that's rare.
 

njsykora

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I heard a guy say he did 30+ in one day. I can't see anyone really doing that. I like to keep it enjoyable so I mix up my routine as much as I can. From the standard quick tug to the 30-40 minute fapathon. In terms of raw numbers I'd say 5-10 times a week depending on how many days off work I have. Try to keep it under once a day though, I used to do 10-20 a week when I was a big bag of hormones and just discovering porn. Thankfully I've toned that down as I get older.
 

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I don't really count.

That's not saying I do it a whole lot but I just never kept track.

Most of it's just impulsive and it has to be triggered.

Not just gonna do it to do it. I suppose that's up there with sex as just a release.

But I don't masturbate because of needing release of stress or tension or whatever. I do it because I'm horny and only when I'm horny.

Reading a sex scene in a book or watching a sex scene on a movie or TV show will do it most times.
 

MagnusShalefist

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At least once a day, on average. But I'm thinking the amount of wanking might decrease now that I'm trying not to watch pornography.
 

Spade Lead

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I do it daily when I am single,with the occasional bouts of more, but never when I have a girlfriend. (Unless she is not in the mood. Never had that problem before...)

I love sex, to the point that I consider myself an addict when I am getting it, but I have enough restraint not to sleep with strangers casually, and have never cheated in a relationship.
 

Bradd94

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Sacman said:
depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<
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How you managed to keep interest for that long is amazing

OT: probably once a day
Mrs Palmer certainly seems to be getting around :/
 

Browbeat

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Daily habit. On a slow day, 0-1, on a regular day, 2-4, on a day off, 3-10. Sometimes I clear 20. Not sure why, as they payoff drops steeply after about 8. Compulsion, I suppose.
 

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I just got off of a 10 day abstinence thing where i was trying to see how long i could go without it and if it would have any effect on me.

It was fun, but i don't know if i'll do that again. So i will prolly go back to my normal 1/day pattern.

did the abstinence have an effect? well....
 

Flamezdudes

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Usually atleast once a week. I don't really care much to be honest, it's only when i'm bored that I really do it.
 

Tonythion

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I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
No! No I'm not...I lied.
When I was younger about twice everyday--it was horrible.

Now I hardly do it, when ever I see something sexy I go ahead and do it. I can actually go months without Jill (look at your right hand, it spell Jill), I'm not as horny...actually I'm hardly ever anymore...I think I have a problem.

NOW OFF WITH ME!
 

OrokuSaki

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twice a day. I live with my girlfriend and that's usually all I can get in while she's sleeping..... but 5 if she goes to school.
 

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So you want to know how often I beat my meat? Well buddy I'll have you know that jerking your gherkin isn't something to be discussed lightly. If we were in public and you asked me how often I milk the lizard I would blow my load and probably get angry. That said we are on the internet so talking about the secret handshake is relatively safe, and to answer your question about whether or not I choke the chicken... I'll tell you later, right now I've got a date with Rosie Palms!