How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

Random Fella

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Lem0nade Inlay said:
Hey all.

I know it's a personal question, you're not obliged to answer or anything, I'm just curious.

As a teenager, I get urges like everyone else, and you know without a current girlfriend I'm only left with Ms. Palmer (sorry, had to be done).

So I'm wondering, you dirty escapists, do you masturbate? How often?

I know it's an odd question, but I'm really just curious as to what the "average" is. I don't really want to find that I'm doing it 3x as much as a regular guy.

Also I hope this is okay with the forum rules. I checked over them before I posted this thread, and it didn't really object any of the rules.
Pfft, who needs a hand when you have plenty of fine a** bi***es to do it for you. *Cough* very often *Cough*
 
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about once every night. sometimes on weekends, 2-3 a day. occasionaly i completely forget for a day or two.

Coincidentally, i just fin... no too much information.
 

joshuaayt

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Please! There are children here! Talk about something more wholesome and less damaging, like high velocity metallic objects penetrating the skull, if you will!

I aim for once a day- completely removes any related tension and prevents unfortunate nocturnal occurrences, whilst giving me time to play videogames and feel guilty about doing literally no schoolwork, ever.
 

Sgt Doom

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7-10 times a week, often more.
Might as well strap a giant neon sign to my head informing the reader that i'm a friendless loser.
 

Crazycat690

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Well, in a working day once per day, because I'm far to busy with school and gaming, but on school breaks and on weekends perhaps 2-3 times? Sometimes even more. It also depends on wha't going on in my life, the only time on many many years where I was about a week without the dirty deeds, was when I got this new and awesome game, so I completly forgot about it, woke up one morning with wet pants, hated it so much that now no matter what, I do it once a day to prevent it ....lol =(
 

Bender Rodriguez

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Morning, then shower
Evening, then shower and bed.

Sometimes once a day.
My drive goes up and down, masturbation isn't that big a kick for me since i know it will never be a substitute for real human contact.
 

PixelKing

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3 times a day.
I actually quit 4 days ago. Just to see if i could.
A nonmasturbating teen. Sometimes I amaze myself :D
 

SoulIsTheGoal

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When I was 13-14 it was probably 3-4 times a day. Then I just stopped... now it's every so often. It's a pretty normal part of life. I mostly get told by my lady friends what they're up to, so that's always interesting.
 

meticadpa

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My thoughts when reading this thread:

"Are you talking about down-town Lester Brown?!"

And it depends. Maybe a couple of times a day on average. More if I have absolutely nothing to occupy myself with.

WanderFreak said:
Dude I've jacked it twice since I've been here.
Awesome reference.