How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

[Darkauthor81]

I have a girlfriend! I never have to! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha.... ha.....

Which is what I'd like to say. But since the vast majority of women don't have a sex drive anywhere near what a guy has.... The chances that a guy ends up with a girl as "frisky" as he is is pretty slim. So once or twice a day. Half as much as when I was single.

 

[Dirzzit]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Um... Wow. Were you and your right hand on honeymoon or something? And I'm not sure I want to know, but surely you'd have been firing blanks after about 5?

I... don't, basically. Maybe once every couple of weeks. Courtesy of the anti-depressants, I have no sex drive at all. (And, as has hilariously/embarrassingly been proven once or twice, can't do much even when I want to. Still better than the depression!)

Hell, the dirty deed is my anti depressant :3

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I see The Escapist is making it's parents proud, as usual.
OT: I don't know. 3 to 4 times a week?

Doing this more then once every 48 hours or so just seems wrong to me. I see other members[footnote]HA![/footnote] have taken a...different...approach.

 

[Ironrose]

2-5 times a week, depending on whether I have company or not. I'm pretty sure we girls don't as much as guys do.

 

[joshthor]

depends on what i have done that day. if i worked out that day, no. im way too tired. if not, i can expect around twice a week.

 

[Logic 0]

Once a day, every day sometimes twice a day but it depends on the "positioning".

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I do it constantly.

I'm doing it now... RIGHT now! And not cause I WANT to, no. I CAN'T stop. If I do, a bomb strapped to my back will go off, potentially incinerating every living thing within a five mile radius.

I'd go get help, but seriously, this problem is embarrassing enough alone! This whole situation is just silly! Silly and sexy! But mostly sexy.

...It's a little silly though...

Im sorry man, but that post with that avatar is priceless. I'm loling right now as we speak.
That being said, 1-3 times a week depending on mood.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Well, whenever I dont have a date with my girlfriend. And I try not to the night before we have a date either. But other than that, probably once a day before I go to bed.

 

[Corsion]

I'd have to say about once a day. I have a very specific morning routine I've gotten into:
- Get up (6: 30 - 7: 00).
- Have a shower.
- Have a wank.
- Get dressed.
- Have breakfast.
- Brush teeth.
- If weekday, go to school. If weekend, play video games.
I only really do it because it's the only way to get rid of my morning boner, which can get quite annoying.

 

[Infernai]

....No 'over nine-thousand' jokes? Really? You've let me down escapists.

OT: Atleast once a day, normally manage to fit in atleast two though.

 

[Hollock]

Actually never, and I'll be turning 18 in exactly one. But for full disclosure since last June I've been having wet dreams. It's kind of like my sex drive was activated last May so that's what I attribute it to. I would get those like once a week while I was really into this girl. I haven't gotten any in months, untill last night. And honestly It was pretty fucked up. If you want to interpreate it go ahead.

Spoiler: really fucked up dream

Spoiler: and I'm not making this up I seriously had this dream and woke up covered in naughty sauce

I possesed Oprah Winfrey like I was a demon from the exorcist and she was fighting to get me out of her, slamming herself against walls, screaming, the works.
I've heard about people having dreams where they were possessed but not the other way around. I've been really worried about it because, it was a rapey dream, and It's Oprah fucking Winfrey (who I'm not in the least bit attracted to). Also I've been really sick for the last few day! Welcome to Hollocks horrific bollocks!

 

[Saviordd1]

Over 9000 times a day ;P
But in all seriousness, maybe once or twice if its rainy and my house is abandoned

 

[Meilow]

When ever I am able, or no one wants to "hang out."

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Dude I've jacked it twice since I've been here.

I was trying sooooo hard to stay out of this topic!! You horrible bastard, why do you make me laugh?!?

Now i feel obliged to answer! Whatever! I'm just not, but i'm gonna go watch some porn. If things happen. they will..

 

[ClassicJokester]

Usually varies anywhere from once a week to twice a day. With extremes at either end of the spectrum, of course.

Really, it depends on my mood, whether I have the free time, and if I've been toking (getting off while high definitely makes the Top 5 for my "Best Earthly Pleasures" list).

 

[Paksenarrion]

Yay, internet responses!

My turn.

Dammit, I was about to post something about how I'm wearing a single white undershirt, cotton panties, and boxers, but all I could think of was this:


Except instead of a gun fight, it's a masturbation fight.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Every time I go into the shower I will not leave until it is done. Sometimes twice.
I'm so glad people do this as often as me.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Daily, but I act like I don't enjoy it.

 

[Dango]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Why do you always mention this in these threads? And also, I'm just curious, did you set the goal of 26 beforehand? Or is that just how many times you could do it?

OT: I don't, and haven't for a long time.

 

[Gruevy]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

wow, you're a trooper.

my record was 6 in one night and I was around 11 when that happened! nowadays, it's just once a day, twice if I thought the first was "eh", three times if I'm feeling especially aroused.