I can't even think about
The proletariat revolution
'til after noon or 1 o'clock
I've gotta watch TV,
Eat some lunch,
And lay around and...
Then peel myself up off the couch
My friends are all unemployed
And they still say I'm lazy
Can't even get lost on my own
I have seen this Lost In Space
At least 300 times before and
Now I can't even reach the fuckin' telephone
Go slow
Cuz I get vertigo
What's left
To underachieve?
Every choice I've made,
I've chosen not to choose
If you need some help,
I'll show you..
How to lose
I guess eventually
I may get sick of doing nothing
But then I could get used to it
I could be an unadulterated pop culture experiment
Then maybe somebody will finally give a shit!
Go slow
Cuz I get vertigo
What's left
To underachieve?
Every choice I've made,
I've chosen not to choose
If you need some help,
I'll show you..
How to lose