Past: "Right, you're 16. Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
"Well, no but you see-"
Past: "You sicken me..."
LATER
"So yeah, i'm bisexual"
Younger than 14/15 me: "A what? no! You can't like girls AND boys!"
14/15 year old me: "THANK FUCK!"
LATER
Past: "WHADDYA MEAN ALL THIS BULLSHIT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH WILL MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON IN THE FUTURE!?"
"Without that experience you never-"
Past: "NO! FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
LATER
Past: "You kissed a girl yet?"
"Yeah, it was ok I guess."
Past: "Holy shit...dude...woah...dude...like, woah...dude...nice..."
"It wasn't like you're imagining, it was very quick, kinda fun though."
Past: "So it wasn't like..."
"no."
Past: "aww :'("
LATER
"YOU'VE PLAYED ASSASSIN'S CREED!?!?"
"Yeah, it's pretty decent."
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!"
"second one's better though"
THERE'S A SECO- HOLY SHIT!"
"There's five now."
"OH MY GOD! I'M NOT GOING BACK! NEVER!"