How would gamers hell be like?

[Will Bowes]

oh that's easy to answer first of all each and EVERY single game in the world runs on ubisoft drm secondly jack thompson is head of activision,steam,bethesda and epic games.
secondly the online components have annoying castrated chipmunk 12 year olds constanly talking and u cant shut them up oh and finally when you do play online games you have infinte ammo in hell...but no fucking guns! you have the fastest most awesome racer games ever made...but no god damn wheels or steering wheel on ur car oh and u have to pay 60 euros a year for this privelage...for all eternity also every game is bugged twice as bad as fallout new vegas

 

[bz316]

Virtual Boy...that is all

 

[Kenami]

Superman 64...Morning...Noon...and Night.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

You have all the consoles, games, top of the line pc, snacks, massive tv, everything a game could want...what's the catch?
Every time you press a button your genitals itch more and more and you can't scratch them or you die. The only way to stop the itching is to turn off the console.

 

[SniperMacFox]

http://xkcd.com/724/

Beat me to the punch, but yes, that's what I think the crux of gamer hell is too.

 

[Firoth]

Hey! Listen!...Navi is your guide in EVERY game.

That, or, all your buttons and triggers have something sticky underneath that makes them stick down randomly.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

The Loading Screen on any game you ever play is permanently stuck on 99%

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Duh. No games.

 

[Burst6]

Gaming hell isn't filled with the worst game out there. quite the opposite.


You take the game whose single player you love the most, a game that brings you a lot of joy, and play it. over and over. no skipping cutscenes, no cheating, no shortcuts, no glitches, and no mods. You play it until you memorize every single pixel and sound bit, and then you play it again. forever, no breaks, and no sleep.

Your get to eat Cheetos and drink mountain dew too, but nothing else. You eat and drink until you're sick of both of them, but you cant stop. You have to keep eating and drinking for all eternity or the screen on the game becomes blindingly bright and you cant look away, and the volume increases and gets higher pitched, and starts looping like you broke the game, but it's still going.

 

[PureChaos]

Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.

how can you come up with something as twisted as that?

 

[SillySam]

Motion controlled social gaming

 

[Irridium]

Here, read this:

I was going to post that.

Anyway, here's a bigger image of that.:

Spoiler

And a link, because why the hell not.


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/8286-Stolen-Pixels-241-The-Gaming-Afterlife

 

[SPARTANXIII]

Halo 3, Cortana level, Legendary, All skulls, for all eternity!!!
Over, and over, and over................

Once was enough.......

 

[srawcripts]

Stuck in a room with your favorite game running the title screen over and over again.
Sitting down to play and realizing that there are no controllers.

 

[asmidir]

You'd be OUTSIDE. FOREVER.
You know, that place with trees & the sky & a giant ball of fusing gas.

What? No, i've only read about this in ancient books....so the prophecy is true.

 

[Gizmo_Gia_Gias]

You start playing this rocking game the gameplay is epic the characters knock your sock off. After you are completely hooked the game turns into nonstop quick time events and the voices stop and there are no subtitles. also you have to play the game to get the constant repeat of Donald Duck's theme song to cease

 

[icame]

You have an Atari 2600, with the only game being E.T.

 

[TheTutonicDrone]

In gamer hell every time you save your data becomes corrupted, the game crashes right before any big battle and scattered throughout every map there are spots where you will fall through the ground with no cheats to get you out.