How would gamers hell be like?
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Adoring Fan whom you cannot make stop, cannot stop hearing him, cannot stop seeing him. always gets in the way of your gaming.
Peter Moleyneux programs interfaces and AI (I do like the ideas he has, but his design choices for control and game mechanics are horrible, see Fable 2,3/Black&White 2), the voice acting is done by outraged 11-year olds playing Halo online. Quality control is handled by Obsidian and the patches are all released as 10$ DLC. Skipping cutscenes means you fail the mission and have to start a new game.
Valve is hired to develop the third episode of it, the controls are optimized for Wii but you play it on a PC (wiimote control requirements included), Square Enix is responsible for release dates, Bobby Kotick and George Lucas are your customer support, Ubisoft handles the DRM, the games are hyped up like Spore...and play exactly like Spore, only as an fps with gun-metal grey and sewer brown colored worlds.
And it's all you ever get. Sequel after sequel after sequel, only cash ins that are more or less map-packs.
Feel free to add more hellish things.
Valve is hired to develop the third episode of it, the controls are optimized for Wii but you play it on a PC (wiimote control requirements included), Square Enix is responsible for release dates, Bobby Kotick and George Lucas are your customer support, Ubisoft handles the DRM, the games are hyped up like Spore...and play exactly like Spore, only as an fps with gun-metal grey and sewer brown colored worlds.
And it's all you ever get. Sequel after sequel after sequel, only cash ins that are more or less map-packs.
Feel free to add more hellish things.
Being in a room with a fully functional game system, but you only have M-Rated games from the Action genre and Michael Atkinson is always in the room with you. Also, the room has distracting technicolor walls that shift in and out of reality and there are no chairs but you can still get tired despite being dead.
No one mentioned Desert Bus?
Well, Desert Bus, except it goes through space.
Sound awesome? It takes 600 Years to get where you're going, only to find that some bloomin asshole blew up the planet.
And so you go back again and find that everywhere you go the planets have been destroyed. There are no passengers, ever.
Then you have to go to the next Galaxy.
Well, Desert Bus, except it goes through space.
Sound awesome? It takes 600 Years to get where you're going, only to find that some bloomin asshole blew up the planet.
And so you go back again and find that everywhere you go the planets have been destroyed. There are no passengers, ever.
Then you have to go to the next Galaxy.
So?Lenin211 said:
It's not THAT bad of a site. just be wary of the adult boards. Even those can be filled with good content. Mostly it's kinda disturbing, but still.
Personal hell would be being stuck with call of duty, and your only opponents would be noob-tubing twelve year old solo-ers, or g18, or any other kit which disallows you to play properly.
Is that giant ball a good guy D:?Top Hat said:
Reliving the lives of all the NPC's you have killed in the course of your gaming career. You have to live their lives and be killed the same way they were killed by you as a gamer.
There must be millions of NPC's I've killed and in many gruesome and imaginative ways.
There must be millions of NPC's I've killed and in many gruesome and imaginative ways.
oh that's easy to answer first of all each and EVERY single game in the world runs on ubisoft drm secondly jack thompson is head of activision,steam,bethesda and epic games.
secondly the online components have annoying castrated chipmunk 12 year olds constanly talking and u cant shut them up oh and finally when you do play online games you have infinte ammo in hell...but no fucking guns! you have the fastest most awesome racer games ever made...but no god damn wheels or steering wheel on ur car oh and u have to pay 60 euros a year for this privelage...for all eternity also every game is bugged twice as bad as fallout new vegas
secondly the online components have annoying castrated chipmunk 12 year olds constanly talking and u cant shut them up oh and finally when you do play online games you have infinte ammo in hell...but no fucking guns! you have the fastest most awesome racer games ever made...but no god damn wheels or steering wheel on ur car oh and u have to pay 60 euros a year for this privelage...for all eternity also every game is bugged twice as bad as fallout new vegas
You have all the consoles, games, top of the line pc, snacks, massive tv, everything a game could want...what's the catch?
Every time you press a button your genitals itch more and more and you can't scratch them or you die. The only way to stop the itching is to turn off the console.
Every time you press a button your genitals itch more and more and you can't scratch them or you die. The only way to stop the itching is to turn off the console.