How would gamers hell be like?

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Firoth

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Hey! Listen!...Navi is your guide in EVERY game.

That, or, all your buttons and triggers have something sticky underneath that makes them stick down randomly.
 

Burst6

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Gaming hell isn't filled with the worst game out there. quite the opposite.


You take the game whose single player you love the most, a game that brings you a lot of joy, and play it. over and over. no skipping cutscenes, no cheating, no shortcuts, no glitches, and no mods. You play it until you memorize every single pixel and sound bit, and then you play it again. forever, no breaks, and no sleep.

Your get to eat Cheetos and drink mountain dew too, but nothing else. You eat and drink until you're sick of both of them, but you cant stop. You have to keep eating and drinking for all eternity or the screen on the game becomes blindingly bright and you cant look away, and the volume increases and gets higher pitched, and starts looping like you broke the game, but it's still going.
 

PureChaos

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Mackheath said:
Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.
how can you come up with something as twisted as that?
 
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Arcane Azmadi said:
Here, read this:
I was going to post that.

Anyway, here's a bigger image of that.:

And a link, because why the hell not.


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/8286-Stolen-Pixels-241-The-Gaming-Afterlife
 

SPARTANXIII

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Halo 3, Cortana level, Legendary, All skulls, for all eternity!!!
Over, and over, and over................

Once was enough.......
 

srawcripts

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Stuck in a room with your favorite game running the title screen over and over again.
Sitting down to play and realizing that there are no controllers.
 

asmidir

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Top Hat said:
You'd be OUTSIDE. FOREVER.
You know, that place with trees & the sky & a giant ball of fusing gas.
What? No, i've only read about this in ancient books....so the prophecy is true.
 

Gizmo_Gia_Gias

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You start playing this rocking game the gameplay is epic the characters knock your sock off. After you are completely hooked the game turns into nonstop quick time events and the voices stop and there are no subtitles. also you have to play the game to get the constant repeat of Donald Duck's theme song to cease
 

TheTutonicDrone

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In gamer hell every time you save your data becomes corrupted, the game crashes right before any big battle and scattered throughout every map there are spots where you will fall through the ground with no cheats to get you out.
 

Guffe

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Either having nothing to play or then having to rerun your most hated game for all eternety.
 

Raikazu

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A room with nothing but a Dreamcast which you had to play while listening to Tinie Tempah on loop.
 

wooty

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MianusIzBleeding said:
wooty said:
Only having a wooden chair to sit on, with a 15" CRT TV hooked up to a Nokia N-gage with only Navyfail loaded onto it. Thats my view of gamer hell.
Funny thing is, most people who bad mouth the N-Gage never actually owned one
Personally, I owned 2. I had the regular one and then the QD. The ONLY bad thing about the original one was the way you held the phone to make calls. Well, that and having to take the battery out just to change a game cartridge.
The QD was awesome though

Its the same as people who say that ET for the 2600 is bad. I'll take a wild stab in the dark that about 99% of those people have never even played it. I havent played it so Im not gonna judge it for being the worst thing ever though
(I know you didnt mention the ET thing but its just to get my point across)

Aaaaanyway
OT: WoW populated by MLP freaks and furries
Your version of hell sounds quite scary too.

I also obtained my cousins Ngage when he got fed up with it, didnt like it because of my childs hands at the time, couldnt hold or fully use the damn thing properly. Much like the origional Xbox controller, or dinnerplate as it was referred to.
 

Deadlock Radium

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Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
That's pretty bad, but I've got worse:

 

Zenkem

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Your only connection anywhere would be a screen and a controller that delivers signs to a retard working as your avatar. And he'd only see your commands as controller symbols, doing his own intepretations of what they mean in any given context.

That would be incredibly frustrating, AND ironic because thats how a gamer would have used his life.
 

TheNaut131

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You have every game in existence, all of them. The good, the bad, and the weird as well as all the consoles to play them and multiple televisions and screens. You've got plenty of food, electricity, and other entertainment such as television,movies, comics, books, and music, in case you get bored with your games for awhile. You're pretty much set for the best eternity ever. You wonder where you should start...and then you see it. It's that game, YOUR GAME, the one you hold so near and dear to your heart. You pick it up and admire it for a few moments, and then as your joy fills your body, you put the game into it's console, boot it, and...this appears.


No, no, it must be a mistake! You try another game and another, only to be met with the same fate! You're freaking out, what's happening? You decide to take a break from gaming, and watch some television. The TV guide says that your favorite show is one. Let's just relax with some-GUESS WHO? No, it's there too? You try all the televisions but they all contain he same nightmare. Now they won't shut off and the volume has been turned to the max! Maybe the DVD players and VCR's will work. Aw I loved that movie, let's jus-NICE TRY *****! All of them are just the same horror! No no no! You look back and forth and see a stereo system with big headphones. You scramble to it, and put on the head phones.

All sound has been blocked out. You see that the stereo will be playing your favorite songs...nice try, not gonna fool you again. You pick up on of the many books, another favorite, and begin to read in silence...but something strange is happening. You begin to hear a bit of white noise. It steadily begins to rise, and you look up. All the monitors are off. You feel a mini twinge of relief...but that sound. It sounds a bit like...suddenly it's back and louder than ever! You didn't turn on the stereo, and the screens are all on again! You look down at your books but every page has the same words, or should I say sounds. You pick up a comic but get the same terrifying image playing on the screens.

NO! Why is this happening!?!? The screens begin to engulf you, circling around you, all the covers of your games, book, comics, are the same terror. It's so loud, so painful, it just won't stop! It's beginning to warp, and almost sounds demonic. You sit there, the sound driving you mad. At this point, there's nothing else you really want, nothing you can do at all...all you hope is that you're go death...but that's not gonna happen. That's never gonna happen.