How would gamers hell be like?

[ShindoL Shill]

you're in a room with the most powerful computer in the room, food, drinks no money and half life 3. and the disk breaks when you put it in, and you cant order another or play any other games.

 

[imnot]

Not long ago i watched this rewiew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuQoK-5LC4
And it got me thinking, imagine if you had to play German simulators for eternity?(excluding mildly fun Demolition Company)
Or is there something even worse?

Being forced to play Spore over and over

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What I loved spore :3

YOur tied to a chair in a room with Bobby Kotik

 

[The Night Shade]

Playing E.T the extraterrestial all day forever an ever

 

[soren7550]

You have nothing to play but Big Rigs for all eternity.

Damn I was gonna say that.
The horror of Big Rigs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs

I would post this one but ah well.


Unrelated: I violently hate you ad capatcha.

 

[Eyebiter]

Being forced to play Battlecruiser 3000AD from now until the end of time - with the games creator Derek Smart standing over your shoulder reminding you how "great" the game is...

 

[IamQ]

No video games? Duh?

 

[Rooster893]

Sonic....everywhere....

That's not Hell for some people, though. It isn't for me! =)

 

[DarklordKyo]

Didn't Stolen Pixels discuss this in one of their strips? (that said, maybe somewhere wherein every game you have to play is an LJN game).

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

You have a bunch of games, but when you put them in, they're all really buggy versions of the game, and loading screens take forever, and sometimes freeze while loading so you don't know if it's loading or crashed.

Also, the text is unlocalized or badly translated, your controllers are broken, and every time you make good progress, the power is cut. And your save files get deleted randomly every once in a while. And you have a crappy black and white TV.


....why yes, I AM a game tester! How did you know?

 

[Mark Lambert]

You have a bunch of games, but when you put them in, they're all really buggy versions of the game, and loading screens take forever, and sometimes freeze while loading so you don't know if it's loading or crashed.

Also, the text is unlocalized or badly translated, your controllers are broken, and every time you make good progress, the power is cut.

So basically it would be like every game was made by Bethesda.

 

[Tarkinor]

Being allowed to play any game in existence that you want, but every minute, a five minute section of dialogue from the same person who did Other M's Samus that has nothing to do with the game you were playing. And not only is it impossible to skip, if you don't listen to it in its entirety, it resets. And you cannot continue playing your game even if you turned off the console and turned it back on.

That my friends. That would be gamer hell.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Playing multiplayer..and never dying....true hell.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Phone sex with Bobby Kotick, you can't hang up and it $50 per minute.



......hell cannot get worse than that.


well, either that or live life as an immobile rpg shopkeeper.

 

[imnot]

YOu can play anygame you want but everythime the console or Pc its on has a 0 in its binary program , you CATCH FIRE

 

[R4V3NSFAN1976]

being forced to play E.T. for the atari 2600... FOREVER!!!

 

[ImperialSunlight]

An endless water level. It matters not which one.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.

how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.

 

[Exmigrant]

I'm not really sure, but i think it involves an N-gage

That or being forced to play desert bus forever *sudder*

 

[Booze Zombie]

how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.

For most people, it is Hell. You're stuck in a plain room, with plain food and plain water. You'll never die and you can never leave.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.

For most people, it is Hell. You're stuck in a plain room, with plain food and plain water. You'll never die and you can never leave.

So whats the point in the food and water? sorry if I'm annoying you about this but if you can live forever, theres no need for survival necessities such as food and water, if hunger and thirst still affect you then taking them away would truly make it hell.