How Would You Kill Wolverine?

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guitarsniper

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Wouldn't kill him. I'd strand him in the middle of several light years of hard vacuum on any side. Can't move-->can't do anything-->not dead, but not really a problem anymore.
 

wulfy42

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It should also be mentioned that Wolvie has no natural resistance against extreme gravity. You wouldn't even need a black hole type situation, just extreme high gravity like from the sun or one of the larger planets in our solar system to completely incapacitate him. Extreme pressure from water should work as well....so just weighing him down while his is unconcious and dropping him in a very deep part of the ocean should do the trick as well. He might not be totally destroyed, but he would never regain consciousness which is all that really matters.

Also what would happen if you put him into a very large tank filled with Pirranha? If there were thousands of them in the tank they would pick his bones absolutely clean as soon as anything regenerated. When Magneto removed his adamantium skeleton it took awhile for his healing factor to come back to full strength, so it obviously can be depleted if stressed for a long time. Leaving him in a Pirranha tank for a year or two should deplete it to the point where he would never regenerate:)
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
Leave him in the vacuum of space. The explosive decompression will cause him to explode and regenerate constantly, leaving him in total pain. And then he'd run out of oxygen. If that doesn't work, just let the radiation from the sun cook him to death long before his charred remains freeze.
Humans don't explode in vacuums.

David Savage said:
Wouldn't kill him. I'd strand him in the middle of several light years of hard vacuum on any side. Can't move-->can't do anything-->not dead, but not really a problem anymore.

We can't do that now, and besides, there's no way to ensure he would be perfectly motionless. A wolverine in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by an exterior force.

wulfy42 said:
Honestly I would never want to have his powers. IF someone hated him they could just encase his whole body but his head in cement for instance and he would be concious but stuck forever etc. If I was him I would probably have a backup plan to destroy myself available at all times just in case I get put in some sort of eternal suffering situation.

If you live long enough eventually everything becomes repetative and dull. After a few thousand years life would become much like being stuck in a closet with 2 books to read and a ball to throw for 10 years for one of us.
You'd have a lot of time in the cement block, he could extend his claws and retract them over and over while moving his limbs as much as possible, eventually he could erode the cement. Would take a LONG time, but he could get out.
 

wulfy42

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Honestly I would never want to have his powers. IF someone hated him they could just encase his whole body but his head in cement for instance and he would be concious but stuck forever etc. If I was him I would probably have a backup plan to destroy myself available at all times just in case I get put in some sort of eternal suffering situation.

If you live long enough eventually everything becomes repetative and dull. After a few thousand years life would become much like being stuck in a closet with 2 books to read and a ball to throw for 10 years for one of us.
 

Rule Britannia

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Liquid Nitrogen thrower. freeze him then hit with a hammer, preferably with a halo gravity hammer, that should do the trick. This is only on the basis he's really fucking dumb for a moment.
 

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His greatest weakness is readily available on him. Allow him to whip out his adamentium claws, bend his wrist so he can't retract them, and then stab them into his head. Only thing that can penetrate adamentium is adamentium right?

That should make short work of him.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
I'd retcon his powers to have a major flaw and then exploit it.
I'd retcon the universe so that I had this idea first.

RhombusHatesYou said:
It's against Marvel policy to retcon Wolverine's powers downward. They'd need to hire me as EIC to do anything about it... which would be good for people who want The Punisher and Deadpool in every single comic. Not so good for sane people, though.
I have no problem with this idea in any way whatsoever.
 

Imperium9990

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UsefulPlayer 1 said:
His greatest weakness is readily available on him. Allow him to whip out his adamentium claws, bend his wrist so he can't retract them, and then stab them into his head. Only thing that can penetrate adamentium is adamentium right?

That should make short work of him.
He'd still live.. And the part the adamantium cut would just be replaced by his actual bone...
 

Klumpfot

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I'm a bit perplexed about his healing, actually. If he really did regenerate his entire body back from being reduced to a skeleton, where'd the material to form the body come from? Are his cells able to make proteins and such out of air? And if a single cell is enough for him to regenerate his whole body, why aren't there Wolverine clones everywhere? You shed lots of cells every day, aren't those cells enough to make a new Wolverine?

I cannot answer the original question without having some answers of my own first.

PS. A thought occurs. inb4 'A wizard did it'.
 

WolfThomas

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Don't have to kill him, just incase him in concrete and drop it into the ocean (but not so deep that the pressure might break it open).
Klumpfot said:
I'm a bit perplexed about his healing, actually. If he really did regenerate his entire body back from being reduced to a skeleton, where'd the material to form the body come from? Are his cells able to make proteins and such out of air? And if a single cell is enough for him to regenerate his whole body, why aren't there Wolverine clones everywhere? You shed lots of cells every day, aren't those cells enough to make a new Wolverine?
The adamantium doesn't just cover his bones, it's porous and has inflitrated the whole thing, so assumedly some bone marrow and other stuff that remained inside (along with CSF and stuff in his spine) was enough to regrow.

But the real answer is an ancient death goddess was looking out for him...I'm not joking, that's the canonical reason.
 

Viral_Lola

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Chop off his head and limbs and put them in separate containers? Put the containers in different parts of the globe so they can study him?
 

captaincabbage

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Easy, just tie him up with metal poles (we are killing a superhero here, so the super-strength to wrap a street pole around someone is a given) and chuck him into a volcano.
 

noxymoron19

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Same way Khal Drogo killed a certain character in that book(/show) everyone's talking about. Poor some melted gold over his head.
 

Infernai

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Decapitate him and slice the rest of his body into 5 pieces (Arms, legs, torso) before throwing each piece into separate volcano's.