How Would You Kill Wolverine?

[mesoforte]

I'd retcon his powers to have a major flaw and then exploit it.

I'd retcon the universe so that I had this idea first.

It's against Marvel policy to retcon Wolverine's powers downward. They'd need to hire me as EIC to do anything about it... which would be good for people who want The Punisher and Deadpool in every single comic. Not so good for sane people, though.

I have no problem with this idea in any way whatsoever.

 

[Imperium9990]

His greatest weakness is readily available on him. Allow him to whip out his adamentium claws, bend his wrist so he can't retract them, and then stab them into his head. Only thing that can penetrate adamentium is adamentium right?

That should make short work of him.

He'd still live.. And the part the adamantium cut would just be replaced by his actual bone...

 

[Magicmad5511]

Large electromagnet crane+ a pit of boiling lava. That's all I'd need.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Have him face Darkseid in the next DC/Marvel Crossover

 

[Klumpfot]

I'm a bit perplexed about his healing, actually. If he really did regenerate his entire body back from being reduced to a skeleton, where'd the material to form the body come from? Are his cells able to make proteins and such out of air? And if a single cell is enough for him to regenerate his whole body, why aren't there Wolverine clones everywhere? You shed lots of cells every day, aren't those cells enough to make a new Wolverine?

I cannot answer the original question without having some answers of my own first.

PS. A thought occurs. inb4 'A wizard did it'.

 

[WolfThomas]

Don't have to kill him, just incase him in concrete and drop it into the ocean (but not so deep that the pressure might break it open).

I'm a bit perplexed about his healing, actually. If he really did regenerate his entire body back from being reduced to a skeleton, where'd the material to form the body come from? Are his cells able to make proteins and such out of air? And if a single cell is enough for him to regenerate his whole body, why aren't there Wolverine clones everywhere? You shed lots of cells every day, aren't those cells enough to make a new Wolverine?

The adamantium doesn't just cover his bones, it's porous and has inflitrated the whole thing, so assumedly some bone marrow and other stuff that remained inside (along with CSF and stuff in his spine) was enough to regrow.

But the real answer is an ancient death goddess was looking out for him...I'm not joking, that's the canonical reason.

 

[Greg Downing]

I'd make Rob Liefeld write his comic for a year. After that, the fans will kill him.

 

[Lord Merik]

can I use to kamehameha? That would work.

 

[Viral_Lola]

Chop off his head and limbs and put them in separate containers? Put the containers in different parts of the globe so they can study him?

 

[captaincabbage]

Easy, just tie him up with metal poles (we are killing a superhero here, so the super-strength to wrap a street pole around someone is a given) and chuck him into a volcano.

 

[noxymoron19]

Same way Khal Drogo killed a certain character in that book(/show) everyone's talking about. Poor some melted gold over his head.

 

[Infernai]

Decapitate him and slice the rest of his body into 5 pieces (Arms, legs, torso) before throwing each piece into separate volcano's.

 

[wildpeaks]

Ways to kill Wolverine:
- Spaace
- A bit pot of metal in fusion
- Lava
- Black hole
- The sam raimy

 

[ShotgunZombie]

Throw a Honey Badger at him...
I'm serious.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

buy him a cake. then have a friend give it too him. while they eat the cake, i sneak up behind him in a tank a shoot his head.

Decapitate him and slice the rest of his body into 5 pieces (Arms, legs, torso) before throwing each piece into separate volcano's.

but what if you ended up with 6 angry Wolverines? you wouldnt even get him to one volcano.

 

[Zinaxos]

He can't die. In one of the comics they cut his head off, took his brain out and put the head in an oxygen-less box. He went into a coma state, but was still alive. His power is survival. He can take anything the world throws at him.
He survived a nuke at one point and rebuilt his entire body from less than dust. So I wouldn't kill Wolverine, I'd try and make friends with him so he doesn't kill me.

 

[smithy_2045]

With a pointy stick.

 

[Milo Windby]

Tie him down with some nice strong chains that stay out of the way of his claws, then hand him over to a crematorium and get them to cook him at gas mark 50 for 36 hours, then before he has a chance to regenerate any ligaments or tendons, separate the adamantium-coated bones and encase them in concrete.

Wolverine survived the equivalent of a nuke blast, and regenerated from nothing but a skeleton. I don't think that'll work...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/43469/871457-wolverine43_017_018_super.jpg

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/3388/275264-wolverine48_012_super.jpg

Funny >.> I said that on page one bottom of the page.

 

[twistedmic]

Bind him with heavy chains and weights and dump him over the Marianas Trench. If the lack of oxygen didn't kill him, the freezing water or crushing pressure would, or at least keep him from escaping.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Adamantium katana.
Awesomest awesome ever?
I think yes.