How you'll go...

[MammothBlade]

I want to be frozen deep in a cave with a box of weird artifacts, and then dug up in a few thousand years.

 

[karcentric]

Dressed up as Superman, and thrown from a helicopter above a busy city...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I like the idea of my cremated ashes being condensed into a diamond. Especially if the person I marry agreed to have her ashes condensed into a diamond WITH my...diamond...ashes...I'm pretty sure that's as close as we'll get to making an actually enchanted anything in this world. Or cursed, shit I don't know. It sounds like the means one would go through to make an important in-game maguffin: The Diamond of Love or something.

Honestly though I'd rather have my corpse (assuming it's whole and pretty) shot into space. Because why not?

 

[Pebkio]

Oh...

...we...
...will..

...all go together when we go. All suffused with an incandescent glow. When the air becomes Uranious we will all go simultaneous.

Yes we all will go together when we go.

 

[unstabLized]

Have my favourite band jam a song at my funeral. Idc if its sad,happy,whatever.

 

[spartan231490]

cremation

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

SCIENCE!

 

[GTwander]

Encased in carbonite.

 

[Denamic]

Organs donated, rest cremated and the ashes disposed of.
I'd prefer it if there were no funeral.
I hate funerals.

 

[Jarsh82]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

 

[StormShaun]

Cremation/in a giant explosion as I save the Earth from DOOM!

Or cremation which is the more realistic option. I'm not taking up safe which is another positive.

But my family or someone important to me will have to scatter my ashes off a country hill on a windy day.

Or would it be better in a lightning storm...I like that...

 

[TAGM]

Well, ever seen that mythbuster episode where they power a car with a rocket jet?
The one where they put a car on rails and sent it sailing at mach 10 into another car?
The one where both cars ended up pretty much disintegrated from the impact?
Yeah, I wanna be in one of those rocket cars, driving down the wrong way down the M4 and plow right into a (Driverless) truck.

Or failing that, I dunno. Donate my organs and bury what's left of me under a sapling?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

 

[GTwander]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

There can only be two outcomes;

1. Ending up a centerpiece in a pawn shop display counter.

2. ***** of an ex-wife worming her way into owning you, even in death.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

There can only be two outcomes;

1. Ending up a centerpiece in a pawn shop display counter.

2. ***** of an ex-wife worming her way into owning you, even in death.

1. I will destroy all pawnshops then.
2. I will kill her before I die then.
I will not allow anything to stand between me and a few hundred years as a badass piece of jewelry. I think I'll have myself be imbedded in a chain or some bronze knuckles. Or are they brass?

 

[Jarsh82]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

There can only be two outcomes;

1. Ending up a centerpiece in a pawn shop display counter.

2. ***** of an ex-wife worming her way into owning you, even in death.

Imagine the collector value if you were a celebrity.

 

[GTwander]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

There can only be two outcomes;

1. Ending up a centerpiece in a pawn shop display counter.

2. ***** of an ex-wife worming her way into owning you, even in death.

1. I will destroy all pawnshops then.
2. I will kill her before I die then.
I will not allow anything to stand between me and a few hundred years as a badass piece of jewelry. I think I'll have myself be imbedded in a chain or some bronze knuckles. Or are they brass?

You should split yourself into two diamonds and set them in the eye sockets of a small statuette.

Spread a rumor that the thing is cursed, and nobody is going to fuck with you.

 

[JimB]

Bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in a river at dawn, and send me away with the words of a love song.

In that order.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Cremated and turned into fucking diamonds! Other than that, I don't care much.

And you could have it in your will that the dimond be set in a ring and left to your children and when they die they would be turned into dimonds and set in the ring and on and on.
Creepiest hierloom ever!

There is nothing creepy about becoming a diamond, only badass.

There can only be two outcomes;

1. Ending up a centerpiece in a pawn shop display counter.

2. ***** of an ex-wife worming her way into owning you, even in death.

1. I will destroy all pawnshops then.
2. I will kill her before I die then.
I will not allow anything to stand between me and a few hundred years as a badass piece of jewelry. I think I'll have myself be imbedded in a chain or some bronze knuckles. Or are they brass?

You should split yourself into two diamonds and set them in the eye sockets of a small statuette.

Spread a rumor that the thing is cursed, and nobody is going to fuck with you.

I will horrify generations to come. Maybe they'll even make a b horror movie or a creepy pasta about me.