Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours
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When we say destroyed are we thinking big explosion? disintigration? or a disease or something?
Either way:
1- Suit and boot; Tuxedo top, shirt, bow tie, top hat, floral 3/4 shorts and my magnum stomping boots.
2- Love to the family.
3- Start up the Punto.
4- Drive to 3 time ex's house, explain the situation, love her or leave her, don't mind if I'm honest.
5- To the railway bridge
6- set up garden chair on roof of punto on the bridge, bottle of bells/famous grouse/jack daniels/whatever whiskey is available at the time, sun glasses on, ipod on the car stereo, towel over the shoulder, toothpaste in one hand, bottle in the other, lucozade sport tucked into jacket pocket for the morning after if it happens.
7- Wait for explosion/disintigration/death by train.
Either way:
1- Suit and boot; Tuxedo top, shirt, bow tie, top hat, floral 3/4 shorts and my magnum stomping boots.
2- Love to the family.
3- Start up the Punto.
4- Drive to 3 time ex's house, explain the situation, love her or leave her, don't mind if I'm honest.
5- To the railway bridge
6- set up garden chair on roof of punto on the bridge, bottle of bells/famous grouse/jack daniels/whatever whiskey is available at the time, sun glasses on, ipod on the car stereo, towel over the shoulder, toothpaste in one hand, bottle in the other, lucozade sport tucked into jacket pocket for the morning after if it happens.
7- Wait for explosion/disintigration/death by train.
This.Zirchona said:
Also, I would try falling and missing the ground - that seems worthwhile, and everyone would be too busy to think I was a lunatic...
Or maybe I'd just lay around and complain how I wasn't notified of this, despite the fact that it was surely voted on and posted without anyone on Earth opposing the proposition...
ahem.
"No not at all, I would probably be prone to such madness."RatRace123 said:
"Unless you want to hit me with a blunt object, then..."
*Snaps fingers every step I make towards you, like that musical West Side Story*
"I will have too...
*Brings out switch blade*
"CUT YOUR HAIR Muhahahahahaha...."
I would wait and watch for 2 hours and 59 minutes.
Then I would go outside and confidently declare the cause of the Apocalypse... which is...
That so many people went on a murder spree after being told the world would end soon, the human race is now almost completely eradi--
Then I would go outside and confidently declare the cause of the Apocalypse... which is...
That so many people went on a murder spree after being told the world would end soon, the human race is now almost completely eradi--
Eh, sit down with my mates for while coming to terms with what's going to happen, and tell them how high I regard them.
After those ten minutes, we'd go out in the streets with an awesome theme song while smashing stuff with baseball bats.
After those ten minutes, we'd go out in the streets with an awesome theme song while smashing stuff with baseball bats.
Sex up my girlfriend for a good 2 hours and spend the rest with family and friends. Great way to go out.
Futurama...cookie please!!Drakmeire said:
Me? Strap on my AK, FNP-9 and goto the liquor store. Then get wasted on Tequila and shoot at random shit like cars, trees, road signs and the like. Also, steal a fighter jet and have a shit ton of fun!
NOTE!: The world is ending in 3 hours, I would NEVER dream of this otherwise.
NOTE!: The world is ending in 3 hours, I would NEVER dream of this otherwise.
1. Grab the iPod dock.
2. Play awesome music really loud.
3. Strap iPod dock to back.
4. Grab knives and cricket bat. Search for other weapons.
5. Skim through the Bible, find some awesome quotes.
6. Run out onto the street and look for looters.
7. Go Book Of Eli on their asses. Collect the severed heads and tie to iPod dock.
8. Put on sunglasses.
9. Repeat steps 6 and 7.
10. Once bored, go looting. Kill the wannabe who tries to stop me.
11. Return to killing looters.
12. Pick up new iPod dock with better speakers and a better pair of sunglasses.
13. Replace any old weapons with more awesome variants.
14. Repeat steps 9-13 endlessly.
Now if that isn't fun, what is?
2. Play awesome music really loud.
3. Strap iPod dock to back.
4. Grab knives and cricket bat. Search for other weapons.
5. Skim through the Bible, find some awesome quotes.
6. Run out onto the street and look for looters.
7. Go Book Of Eli on their asses. Collect the severed heads and tie to iPod dock.
8. Put on sunglasses.
9. Repeat steps 6 and 7.
10. Once bored, go looting. Kill the wannabe who tries to stop me.
11. Return to killing looters.
12. Pick up new iPod dock with better speakers and a better pair of sunglasses.
13. Replace any old weapons with more awesome variants.
14. Repeat steps 9-13 endlessly.
Now if that isn't fun, what is?
15. Break into bunker. Kill the guy with his finger on the button.EvanJO said:I'd be secured in my bunker with my hand ready to turn the key.
After all, who do you think is going to be responsible for the end? >
16. Change music to 28 Days Later theme song, put on Big Daddy costume. (Kick-Ass)
17. Continue killing looters.
18. Put on Big Daddy costume (Bioshock).
19. Find Daft Punk. Set up a massive fight arena and throw in various weapons to the unwilling participants. Daft Punk DJs.
Write my biography and send it to a publisher, wait for it to be approved, become famous for my writing talent and moral message, run for presidency, come close and lose, run again, become president, get into second term, solve the crisis in the middle east, disprove god, become time traveler, go back in time to give myself enough time to do all these things.
Unfortunately, I would probably be dead by the time I got finished writing page two of the biography part. Darn.
Unfortunately, I would probably be dead by the time I got finished writing page two of the biography part. Darn.
