I am a person who...

[Boneasse]

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other customers can fight over the ugly ones.

Who are you?

 

[Hader]

The one who worked at that grocery store and knows the actual good deals. And can do shopping for two weeks worth of food for myself in less than 20 minutes on a busy day.

 

[The Geek Lord]

I am a person who really needs to lay off the fucking MegaTen and Gundam and Tales and learn to fucking speak with other people.

... Maybe after my swordsman in Radiant Mythology hits level ~100.

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

is currently drunk.



What ?

 

[ultrachicken]

...loves "dreary" weather.

 

[TimeLord]

...ensures that quoting and being David Tennant is not just for Christmas, it's a way of life.

 

[Naheal]

..appreciates Machiavellian ideals.

 

[Manicotti]

...just discovered the delicious combination of Nutella and Flaming Hot Cheetos.

 

[strum4h]

Who are you? Who Who Who Who? I woke up in a Soho doorway. A policeman knew my name. He said "You can go sleep at home tonight, If you can get up and walk away." I staggered back to the underground and the breeze blew back my hair. I remember throwin' punches around
and preachin' from my chair

 

[Iron Lightning]

...is married to porn, and the relationship has lost its spark.

 

[neokarl]

I'm the guy standing right behind you

 

[smithy_2045]

... has horribly bad luck while playing cricket.

 

[Toriver]

... is starting to get quite misanthropic about the very large number of misanthropes lately.

And yes that is referring to a thread from a few days ago.

 

[NeedAUserName]

... loves to piss in the snow.

 

[ham and red bull]

... is bored out of his mind.
"how bored is he?"
... is so bored that he's... oh fuck you, this isn't a joke.

 

[_Janny_]

I suppose I'm the one who ignores everyone. I'm usually so lost in my own head that you need a vuvuzela to grab my attention.

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Heh, I didn't know salami had different levels of attractiveness. (I kid, I kid...) Btw, where is your avatar from? It's just so hypnotic... O_O

 

[Lukeje]

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Who are you?

Ermm... `costumers'? What kind of costume requires salami? No... wait. Don't answer that; I don't want to know.

...and, to answer your question, I am a person who feels obligated to correct people on the internet.

 

[El Poncho]

...never slips on ice(jinxed it now) and never gets picked to read aloud in English (jinx again)

 

[GeorgW]

...spends more time reading about games than actually playing them.

 

[Roperius]

is currently drunk.



What ?

I'm currently still Drunk myself.