I Am Me.

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Contrary to what the title may make you think, this is a game.

A game of intellectual Risk.

Meaning is everywhere, and it is hideous. An aberration, and an abomination.

So I challenge you, Forumites. Produce a completely statement.

The game comes in, when your peers attempt to prove it has meaning. Meaning can be anything; so, perhaps, our first goal is to define meaningless. Where does the Absurd begin, and where does the real world end (if ever it has started).

 

[Hey Joe]

Close your eyes
The void
The colour and sound
crazy nightmare
sweet dreams
you sunk my battleship

*bangs bongos once*

 

[PurpleRain]

How about this one.
Quit being a retard.
This is no game, it is simply you once again trying to prove somewhere that you're above us somehow.
That is my COMPLETE (not 'completely') statement.

Necroswanson found his arch-nemisis.

 

[xMacx]

So I challenge you, Forumites. Produce a completely statement.

Completely what?

The game comes in, when your peers attempt to prove it has meaning. Meaning can be anything; so, perhaps, our first goal is to define meaningless. Where does the Absurd begin, and where does the real world end (if ever it has started).

Perhaps you should meditate on this concept using a Zen Koan; if you lack one, here are some recent Haiku's that you could use.


Ew...
Jan 16, 2008, by Anonymous

What are you doing?
I don't want to look at that!
Put your pants back on!

Buffet
Jan 16, 2008, by Foz

Hey you Big-a-boy
Why you no eat vegetable
Oh you are so big

Boredom
Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit

sitting at my desk
making some stupid poems
I'm paid by the hour

Lonely
Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit

this page is quite old
I'm the only one writing
I feel so alone

Untitled
Jan 16, 2008, by Strongit

sometimes poems suck
other times they are ok
this is the former

 

[Tango]

Umm I am completely confused by this thread. It doesn't seem to make any sense..

 

[xMacx]

Your sense is meaningless!!

Or

You're absolutely right.




either or.

 

[Tango]

Hehe fair enough.

 

[Easykill]

I'm gonna have to side with Necroswanson on this one. WTF?

 

[Haliwali]

Well, at least this troll tries to spell.

 

[Saskwach]

Awww, this troll is cute. I say we keep it.

 

[Haliwali]

Awww, this troll is cute. I say we keep it.

You'll have to ask your mother. And you have to walk it and feed it every day. Are you sure you can have this kind of responsibility?

 

[PurpleRain]

Awww, this troll is cute. I say we keep it.

You'll have to ask your mother. And you have to walk it and feed it every day. Are you sure you can have this kind of responsibility?

But you can't feed it after midnight.

 

[Knight Templar]

Awww, this troll is cute. I say we keep it.

You'll have to ask your mother. And you have to walk it and feed it every day. Are you sure you can have this kind of responsibility?

But you can't feed it after midnight.

We know how this ends. Lets jump stright to the credits, and skip the D&D/quote tower.

Also don't get him wet.

 

[PurpleRain]

Also don't get him wet.

It sounds so bad when you're talking about a person.

 

[Hey Joe]

I am here as you are here as you are me and we are all together.

 

[xMacx]

If this was intended to be a game, it wasn't very fun.


Though points for originality should be given.







and then immediately taken away.

But good attempt anyways! I (almost) like your style!

 

[Haliwali]

Awww, this troll is cute. I say we keep it.

You'll have to ask your mother. And you have to walk it and feed it every day. Are you sure you can have this kind of responsibility?

This from the Trollslayer??!?!

This troll seems, harmless. We should focus our Troll army upon the Indecisivegamer.

 

[Kaisharga]

Can't you not actually feed anything after midnight, because then it immediately becomes 'before midnight?'

 

[000Ronald]

You know, if this is supposed to be a duel of wits, then we have to have something to lose (other than our enormous egos). Unfortunately, this is impossible over the internet. After all, do any of you know my adress?

On a side note, I did have several matches of wits (to the death) and I learned very quickly that the only way to win is to be able to make the rules; if you make them as confusing as possible, or you can rig it, then there's no way to lose. Unless you're a twat.

The Princess Bride was funny.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

How about this one.
Quit being a retard.
This is no game, it is simply you once again trying to prove somewhere that you're above us somehow.
That is my COMPLETE (not 'completely') statement.

Kindly desist from shitting all over my threads with your towering inferno of misguided rage.

I'm not going out of my way to make a giant fucking enemy out of everyone on this forum, and, honestly, the roles are reversed now. You're the idiot, trolling. I am the idiot, being trolled.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

This thread has a very clear purpose. I am to no end frustrated by my mind's inability to find something completely meaningless. This is where you all come in--if you'd all just step back and realize that I'm trying very hard to be reasonably close to something I imagine "myself" as being--you are not my mind. You do not have it as a frame of reference, or as a filter for the world. Assumedly, you all, as individuals, have different minds. Perhaps you even believe that you are your mind. But let's not get into that.

This means that, as a group you are infinitely more qualified than myself to come up with something absolutely absurd, devoid of any human meaning.

So, for great justice, get to it. It can still be a game, if you please.