I Am Me.

[Melty Blood]

No, we may not start a new game now, my good friend. Why? The game has just started. Congratulations on playing.

Spoiler

To know the game is to play the game.
To think about the game is to lose the game.
If you lose the game you must announce it to everyone around you.
If you lose the game you are given a 30 minute period before you may retry.
You just lost the game.

Stupid persistant, geeky friend. Stupid Super smash brothers Brawl...

Ooh! Can I be on the Escapist's Evil Council of DOOM? Can I? PLEEAAASSE?

Fine, but you'll have you'll have to earn your sekrit decoder ring.

 

[Saskwach]

No, we may not start a new game now, my good friend. Why? The game has just started. Congratulations on playing.

Spoiler

To know the game is to play the game.
To think about the game is to lose the game.
If you lose the game you must announce it to everyone around you.
If you lose the game you are given a 30 minute period before you may retry.
You just lost the game.

Stupid persistant, geeky friend. Stupid Super smash brothers Brawl...

Ooh! Can I be on the Escapist's Evil Council of DOOM? Can I? PLEEAAASSE?

Fine, but you'll have you'll have to earn your sekrit decoder ring.

Damn I just lost it too.
How would I earn this decoder ring?

 

[Fire Daemon]

I too wish to be on the Escapist's Evil Council of Doom.

 

[The Potato Lord]

How about this one.
Quit being a retard.
This is no game, it is simply you once again trying to prove somewhere that you're above us somehow.
That is my COMPLETE (not 'completely') statement.

Kindly desist from shitting all over my threads with your towering inferno of misguided rage.

I'm not going out of my way to make a giant fucking enemy out of everyone on this forum, and, honestly, the roles are reversed now. You're the idiot, trolling. I am the idiot, being trolled.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

This thread has a very clear purpose. I am to no end frustrated by my mind's inability to find something completely meaningless. This is where you all come in--if you'd all just step back and realize that I'm trying very hard to be reasonably close to something I imagine "myself" as being--you are not my mind. You do not have it as a frame of reference, or as a filter for the world. Assumedly, you all, as individuals, have different minds. Perhaps you even believe that you are your mind. But let's not get into that.

This means that, as a group you are infinitely more qualified than myself to come up with something absolutely absurd, devoid of any human meaning.

So, for great justice, get to it. It can still be a game, if you please.

If you're looking for something meaningless this thread fits the bill.

 

[PurpleRain]

I'm just reminising over the history of the Escapist.

-Back in the days when MGG was all but a developing troll. Sockpuppet and all. Now he's like... a legend or something.
-When HaliWali killed his first troll and claimed the title of Troll Slayer!
-The quote tower that was 10 miles high and 4 miles ling. Then the gods... mods destroyed it for it was a blashpemey to their name. (I started that one. YES I am rubbing all your noses in it)
-Remember the time when I was going to kill you, and you were like "No way"
-When the troll slaying epic quest adventure to fight MGG began. (And YES I started that one too. I'm not going to be graceful about this crap either!)
-That thread about using Portal quotes to talk about yor sex life. Grade A comedy.
-Memories

What fun we had together.

I nominate you for Chairman of the Escapist's Evil council of DOOM

Sure. Why not. Bwahahaha!

 

[VikingRhetoric]

Can't you not actually feed anything after midnight, because then it immediately becomes 'before midnight?'

I've always wondered about that.