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BreakfastMan said:
Seafood is the best, what are you talking about? Clams, scallops, shrimp, crab, salmon, mmm...
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck :( haha nah, really, I'd love to eat them but sadly I think I'm allergic? I don't know, all I know is that when I eat seafood I throw it back up again :(

BreakfastMan said:
Pitch black, like my heart. :p
O you so edgy! :p

Have you done your housework today?
 

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
Seafood is the best, what are you talking about? Clams, scallops, shrimp, crab, salmon, mmm...
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck :( haha nah, really, I'd love to eat them but sadly I think I'm allergic? I don't know, all I know is that when I eat seafood I throw it back up again :(
Just grind up some Tums and mix it in with the seafood, I am 100% sure that is a good idea.
BreakfastMan said:
Pitch black, like my heart. :p
O you so edgy! :p

Have you done your housework today?
Ugh, don't remind me. I hate putting shit in the dishwasher and taking the garbage out...
DizzyChuggernaut said:
What's Homestar Runner doing these days?
Not a whole lot. I think he killed Pompom last year? But I haven't really seen anything from him since then. He doesn't visit all that often anymore.
 

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BreakfastMan said:
Just grind up some Tums and mix it in with the seafood, I am 100% sure that is a good idea.

Ugh, don't remind me. I hate putting shit in the dishwasher and taking the garbage out...
I'll give it a jolly good go!

I know, but it is a daily necessity.

Have you got a cat? If not, why not? Why are you not welcoming your cat overlords?
 

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
Just grind up some Tums and mix it in with the seafood, I am 100% sure that is a good idea.

Ugh, don't remind me. I hate putting shit in the dishwasher and taking the garbage out...
I'll give it a jolly good go!

I know, but it is a daily necessity.

Have you got a cat? If not, why not? Why are you not welcoming your cat overlords?
No, not really. I life in an apartment, and it seems cruel to leave a cat locked up in such a small space all day. I am plenty welcoming of the Furrinati overlords, I just can't house one right now...
 

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BreakfastMan said:
No, not really. I life in an apartment, and it seems cruel to leave a cat locked up in such a small space all day. I am plenty welcoming of the Furrinati overlords, I just can't house one right now...
Aw no, fair do's to you!

Quick, pick a colour: Red, metallic silver, pastel pink or pumpkin orange?
 

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
No, not really. I life in an apartment, and it seems cruel to leave a cat locked up in such a small space all day. I am plenty welcoming of the Furrinati overlords, I just can't house one right now...
Aw no, fair do's to you!

Quick, pick a colour: Red, metallic silver, pastel pink or pumpkin orange?
Tie between pastel pink and pumpkin orange. Can't choose between either, sorry. XD
 

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BreakfastMan said:
Tie between pastel pink and pumpkin orange. Can't choose between either, sorry. XD
Ok, then do I want to go with a big robe or something else? How fashionable my character looks depends on your answer. You did say no subject is taboo! :p

Also, do you wear a watch?
 

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
Tie between pastel pink and pumpkin orange. Can't choose between either, sorry. XD
Ok, then do I want to go with a big robe or something else? How fashionable my character looks depends on your answer. You did say no subject is taboo! :p
Go for the biggest damn robe you can find. And shoulderpads, if you can get them.

Also, do you wear a watch?
I wear ten, all down my arm, so I can always know what time it is at any point in the world!
 

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1. Why don't we have this?


2. Would you eat if we had it?

3. If we can't have it, would you ever try to make one yourself?

4. If we had a party, how many of these should we order

5. Socks: What colors do you use?
 

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Skatologist said:
1. Why don't we have this?

Because it looks terrible. D:
2. Would you eat if we had it?
No.
3. If we can't have it, would you ever try to make one yourself?
Only if I can not use pineapple and green peppers.
4. If we had a party, how many of these should we order
0. Get a stack of Little Caesars instead, and save some money. And a lot of cheap booze, so hopefully people don't realize we are feeding them Little Caesars. :p
5. Socks: What colors do you use?
You could say that in this area, I am, on paper, a bit of a white supremacist. :p
 

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BreakfastMan said:
4. If we had a party, how many of these should we order
0. Get a stack of Little Caesars instead, and save some money. And a lot of cheap booze, so hopefully people don't realize we are feeding them Little Caesars. :p
5. Socks: What colors do you use?
You could say that in this area, I am, on paper, a bit of a white supremacist. :p
Do you know what you win for these answers?



Bonus Question: How do you feel about rhetorical questions?

Rhetorical Question: How do you feel about bonus questions?
 

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Skatologist said:
BreakfastMan said:
4. If we had a party, how many of these should we order
0. Get a stack of Little Caesars instead, and save some money. And a lot of cheap booze, so hopefully people don't realize we are feeding them Little Caesars. :p
5. Socks: What colors do you use?
You could say that in this area, I am, on paper, a bit of a white supremacist. :p
Do you know what you win for these answers?
Nope!
Bonus Question: How do you feel about rhetorical questions?
Very strongly.
Rhetorical Question: How do you feel about bonus questions?
Not quite as strongly, over all.
 

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<link=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/catherinethegame/images/9/95/Catherine_boxart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110531202809>Catherine or <link=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/catherinethegame/images/c/c6/Xboxclipped.png/revision/latest?cb=20110604001652>Katherine? Why?
Do you take cash or credit? How?
With as much detail as possible, what do you have against *insert least favorite pizza chain here*?
If every human had the same sexual body part, what body part should that be assuming every human found it sexually attractive?
Is it wrong <link=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc>to grape someone in the mouth? Why or why not?
What's are the two questions you couldn't (or still can't) give a straight answer to?
As a human, could I date a non-human from another planet?
Should everyone see School Days at least once in their life?
Has the word "trap" been misunderstood this whole time?
 

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FPLOON said:
<link=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/catherinethegame/images/9/95/Catherine_boxart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110531202809>Catherine or <link=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/catherinethegame/images/c/c6/Xboxclipped.png/revision/latest?cb=20110604001652>Katherine? Why?
Catherine, obvs. She is bae, despite her status as a SPOILER.
Do you take cash or credit? How?
Credit. It was pretty easy, I just got Square installed on my body, so I am good to go.
With as much detail as possible, what do you have against *insert least favorite pizza chain here*?
They killed my parents. For hate's sake, I have to destroy them.
If every human had the same sexual body part, what body part should that be assuming every human found it sexually attractive?
Breasticles.
Is it wrong <link=www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc>to grape someone in the mouth? Why or why not?
No, not if they are intoxicated, or if their body said yes, or if they dressed in purple.
What's are the two questions you couldn't (or still can't) give a straight answer to?
"What do you think of Christian Bale?", "What do you have in your mouth right now?".
As a human, could I date a non-human from another planet?
Well, I mean, you could. Sex would cause problems though. So would the differences between cultures, I think. Not to mention the language barrier.
Should everyone see School Days at least once in their life?
Everyone has been to school days at least once in their life, I don't think any of us who have escaped it really want to re-visit it...
Has the word "trap" been misunderstood this whole time?
I don't think so. Music genre names don't really have to make sense, in my mind.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
What are the powers of Breakfastman, and who is his nemesis?
Not much, beyond the ability to make really snarky comments on the internet, and an inhuman tolerance for terrible, poorly produced music. The nemesis is anyone with taste, most likely.