I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Risingblade]

I declare war on pancakes with pusheen

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on rain with a bat.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on thirst with ALL THE WATER.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on fresh water with salt.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stink with a shower.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on showers with bad plumbing.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on bad plumbing with a plumber on mushrooms.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on boredom with gaming and reading.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on forum games with a new forum game.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Kailus' new forum game with a post in every other thread in the last 4 pages.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Teoes with many new forum games.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cheese with flinging.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on the sun with sunblock.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the sun by staying inside.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on walks with a car!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on terrorists with C4 and a shotgun.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on mucous with a handkerchief.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the person who makes the 500[sup]th[/sup] post with what ever the person above them declares war with.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the person above the 500th poster (that'd be the 499th poster then) with marshmallows.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on the future war with more war!