I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on cows with tipping.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on life with terrible music.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on terrible music with paulstretch.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the rocky road I just ate, with the yumyum I ate after that.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the moon with cheese.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on cheese with mould.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on your face with your face twenty years from now.

 

[staika]

I declare war on your helmet with a paperclip!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on "Your Face" with "Your Mother"

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the earth with humans.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on humans with mole men.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you with the other you.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the other me with flamethrowers.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on Nega-Ahri with cheat codes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other players with a fucking MOAB!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on MOABs with ending the kill-streak.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on kill streaks with LAG~

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on lag with a fast connection.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sardines with 5000 gigaton bombs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on whales with nukes.