I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on outer limits with twilight zone.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on death with guns.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on hunger with mudccake

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on super powers with not super powers.

 

[staika]

I declare war on the sun by staring at it!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on faces with acne.

I mis-read that at first, so..

I declare war on feces with toilet roll and a good flush.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on misunderstandings with funny outcomes.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on Storm Troopers with Cybermen

Captcha: which one is food? What on Earth are you smoking man?

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Cybermen with Daleks.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on breakfast with birthday cake.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on yesterday with tomorrow.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on birthdays with every other day of the year.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on war with Ares.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on your fancy cars with my considerably less fancy car.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare a war on self control with indulgence!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on dead hard drives with a penknife and screwdriver set.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on Doomsday with kittens.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Cybermen with emotions.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Clara Oswin with emotions.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on boredom wit- OH GOD IM ON FIRE!