I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on talking animals with non-talking animals.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on zombies with headshots.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on decapitation with a new head!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on New heads with an axe.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on one-upmanship with one-downmanship.

 

[kailus13]

I delcare war on egos with insults.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on morale with slugs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on flooding with sandbags.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on reality with daydreaming.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the do in the next CoD game with the dog in Fable 3.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on productivity with cat videos.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on time otherwise well spent with gifs.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on getting up early by going to bed early (not my ideal tatic but this is work I'm talking about)!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on boredom with... let me get back to you on that.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on hunger with food.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kailus' face with insults.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with intermittent power cuts.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with demands.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Forum Games with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on E with narcotics laws.