I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all with walruses.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dirty cop james funs with koalas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on ninjas with flame-throwers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the weather with sheer coolth.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on common decency with my filthy lingo!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on creepers with a metal stick.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on minefields with the re-animated corpses of my enemies.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on new people with pie.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on those archers with lightning.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the gods with feet.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on feet with ferrets.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Mariana trench with a red matter bomb.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on snow with the sun.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on garage sales with Molotov cocktails.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with chew toys.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on thieves with my habit of leaving squeaky toys all over the floor.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on mess with clean.

Captcha:"a wild captcha appears!" *breaks down laughing*

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on all the fish in the sea with a deadly nerve agent.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Spam with Cram.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on ham with jam.

Perfect. Picnic ruined.