I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on Alabama with the Goldeneye system.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on muffin overlords with bird warriors.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Aztecs with the Chinese.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on the geeks with the Gorn.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war the acts of plays with tomatoes.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Shakespeare with arson.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with undercooked, stale, and rotting bacon.(might as well not waste it, right?)

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bacon with weasels.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on having extra works hours with shrugs!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the regular font with whatever this is.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the bright with the dim.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the dim with books to the head.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on jets with gremlins.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on nuclear silos with truckloads of chocolate mousse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleeping in with sleeping out!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bacteria with Kitchen Gun!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Nine with the Seven.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Fab Four with the Flatulent Five.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on someone with lots of hair with someone with very large ears.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on delis with TP and maple syrup.