I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the phone with the radio.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Radio 4 with a cricket bat.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on butter with peanuts.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on peanuts with pickles.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the declaration of the declaring of the declaration of war with small rubber bouncy balls.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on machinery with spanners!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the human body with the common cold.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Sonic the Hedgehog with bad coding.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on lack of sleep with going to bed early!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on... stuff with... toilet paper?

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on war with a new kind of war - a war so long, so hellish and so total that not a single one of its combatants will ever finish it before it finishes them. An nightmarish and unwinnable war, the perfect war, the war to end all wars by destroying everything that makes war possible.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sarcasm with honesty.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on toast with super toast.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the sea bed with drilling.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on French with the British.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Austrians with the Prussians.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the use of vowels with.. wait, that's a bad idea.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Bretons with the Nords.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on things that go bump with things that go jtigifjsowheuutisidbfbchvidowpsk.

 

[Skatologist]

I declare war on seagulls with a tactical nuke