I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on Tom Cruise with Tom Hanks!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Barbas with doggie treats!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next poster with Justin Bieber saying baby over and over again until they scream for mercy.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Fijiman with my ear-shattering screams for mercy.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Bofus with ear plugs in my ears.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Fijiman with American Sign Screaming, also known as A.S.S..

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Bonus with BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRG.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Bonus Teefus... more teefus than most.

I declare war on Fiji with the Blargen Flargen. It's of a Swedish design. I have no idea what is does, really.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on cats with laser rifles.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on hunger with...

Spoiler: an army of Swedish Top Chefs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Kermit the frog with a cricket bat.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Beavis and Butthead with math.

 

[SirDerpy]

I declare war on Jesus with himself.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on spelling with my phone's crappy auto-correct function.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on disease with fire!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on fire with Barbas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Barbas with Clavicus!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on your clavicle with a baseball bat.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stairs with motorbikes.

 

[EilaliE]

I declare war on pillows with humans.