I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stagnancy with blarg!

 

[Drummodino]

I declare war on pie with hunger!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the universe with a car.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on postage stamps with finger painting.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the perfect person with imperfect plan.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the comfortable and productive atmosphere of the starship Enterprise with a half-eaten hippo corpse wedged in the Jefferies tubes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleep with internet.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the servers with beverage spills.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on time with poor management.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the management with a boot to the head.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on siauevbai hbovilashfd voi with FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRG.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on this manufactorum with a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all enemy tanks with my awesome badassness.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on vanity with fun!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baldness with a magic marker and extravagance!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tsunderes with yanderes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on danderes with blueberes!

 

[TKhanman]

I declare war on Dirty Cop with level 35 Russians

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Saints with the Ronin!

 

[TKhanman]

I declare war on Ronin with that guy from The Last Samurai!