I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on boredom with liquid nitrogen.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on deep voices with helium.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on crappy controls with far better ones.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the past with no backwards compatibility.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on this thread with anti war!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on marauders with a hammer to the face.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Fijiman with poison! Bring it. >:-D

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Silent with space lasers.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on violence with Ghandi. Not the Civ 5 version.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on good decisions with Wheatly.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare War on productivity with clips of Desert Bus.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the LRR crews' sleep with donation to Desert Bus.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on people with head crabs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on head crabs with crowbars.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on something with something clever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war with emotions with logic.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on magic with MORE MAGIC! :-D

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on science with guesswork.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on guesswork with estimates!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the unique with the very, very bland.