I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tom with Jerry.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on knowledge with fork in the brain. Fork in the brain. Fork in the brain.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on repetition with random gibberish.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the Escapist with inflammatory MLP threads.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on slow buffering speeds with GOD DAMN IT YOUTUBE!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on productivity with people taking their sweet-ass time to do what they're asked.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with Tizzy.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Tizzy with demons.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on demons with Teoes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Ahri with girly things.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on terror with surgical missile strikes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the world of something with someone's left hand.

 

[Wickatricka]

I declare war on your mustache with Fire

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on your shaky face with acid. And cheese.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on walls with spraypaint.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Eurocorp with the Church of the New Epoch.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on a certain yandere by being even more yandere than her.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I declare war on Neuromancer with zombies.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on Dalek Caan with The Doctor.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on both of you with a toilet.