I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on Fijiman with Fiji (the place).

 

[Nosirrah]

I declare war on the world with a pancake.

YOU WILL FEAR THE PANCAKE!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Nosirrah with mutant waffle men.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on waffles with knives.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dogs with giant plastic balls.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my eyes and brain with reading and typing lengthy posts in the Writing Backwards thread..

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my own threads with more posts.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Nintendo with more predictable posting.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on monkeys with knife fights.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on ducks with soda.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on mess with cleaning!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Redlin with a tether to keep him on the site.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with blarg.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with a large fish.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a large fish with a grill, some dill, some pepper, a little butter and a squeeze of lemon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes's meal with nuclear hot hot sauce.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my brain with a bottle of whisky.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on several things with one thing.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the Burger King with my elepult stack.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Burger king with Teoes.

Fuck that place and it's hamburgers.