I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on Medics with Team Roomba.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on that which Barbas speaks with tiny marshmallow gnomes.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on peace with sharps sticks and a rock!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the Fr0ggy rock with a piece of paper.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on parked cars with drunk driving.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas' old avatar with his new one.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on reality with video games.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war upon the RNC Donau with an unexpected torpedo barrage.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Steam sales with not having a gaming computer.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on woes with whisky.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sky14kemea with Molotovs.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Redlin5 with crocodiles.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sky with misspellings.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Canada with jars of pickles.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on pickles with my stomach.

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on stomachs with this rubber band.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on France with Sky!

 

[sky14kemea]

I declare war on Sky with paradoxes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on desk fans with HB pencils.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on money with buying LEGO.