I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on fudge with lager.

 

[SirDerpy]

I declare war on my knees with furniture.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on robots with ladders.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on drugs with guns!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on sadness with sprightly nymphs!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bunkers with vinegar and baking soda!

EDIT: Whoops. I swear that wasn't intentional. :<

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on double posts with Barbas' face.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on taxes with nude parades.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Barbas with barbed wire in a bar fight.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Barbados with Babar the bloody big elephant.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on barbers with barkeeps, bar-backs, Baba Booey and bippety boppety boo.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Babylon with bouncing bombs and baseball bats.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a random chair with a flamethrower.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on wrenches with dodge-balls.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on monkeys with nail guns.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on nail guns with staple guns.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on clocks with bricks.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on the tidal calendar with your mom.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on healthy eating with toffee apples.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on air with space.