I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on fish with nets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war one all the useless teammates I keep getting stuck with with friendly fire.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on frustration with happy thoughts.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Rome with annoyingly loud trumpets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on annoyingly loud trumpets with Hoenn region.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on Hoenn with Kanto.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I declare war on Belgium with Swiss chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Norway with Sweden.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on France with... well just about anything will work really.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tanks with planes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on planes with FUCK YOU YOU FLYING BASTARDS!

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

I declare war on the billiard room with Colonel Mustard.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on going to bed at a sensible time with going to bed when I feel tired enough to go to sleep near-instantly!

 

[Rabbitboy]

I declare war on necks with a guillotine.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the parade with chum. Merry Fishmas!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on chum with a tactical tiramisu drop.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on fire with fire.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on salt with ice.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with an electric razor.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vision with vodka.