I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on dwarves with objects placed on high shelves.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on balloons with pencil rifles.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the dungeon with ducks!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stamps with snails.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Napoleon with dynamite.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on girls with rubber band guns.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on paint with balls.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on mathematics with brain-eating parasites.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on obesity with exercise and sensible eating.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on happy endings with nuclear warheads.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Barbas' war with my own war!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the oceans with radioactive fallout.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all with none.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on some with some other.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on knees with hammers!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on insects with incendiary mines.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on wasps with flamethrowers!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on volleyballs with steamrollers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on toast with butter.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on RNG with viscous, unending stabbing.