I do not understand these platform wars. I once put a PC-CD rom into an xbox and it seemed to like it. I played Crysis with a wii-mote, and it didn't mind at all. My N64 and PS2 share the same shelf under my tv, and they have never fought once. I don't have a ps3, but if I did, I would name it Dreamcast jr. and we would spend time together killing virtual people.
To answer your original question... PCs are special because it takes a special kind of person to operate one. If you aren't born with techneurons, the special brain cell required to safely operate a PC, you can ask a doctor to install artificial ones. It doesn't cost much (not nearly as much as those insanely expensive consoles anyway) and you will be just as capable of taking the standard PC user test as anyone. If you score a 72 or higher on the Standard PC exam, or "SPCX" as the cool kids say, you'll be ready to go for your full license in only a year, otherwise you'll have to wait an hour to take the test again. When the time is right, and the moon is full, the test will be delivered to you by mail (or you could have a licensed PC USER help you order your test through "email" for only half the shipping price). After completing all multiple choice questions, solving the sphynx's last riddle to reveal the location of the fabled mythril mousepad, and defeating Bill Gates at trampoline lazer tag, you will be fully licensed and ready to do some PC gaming, or "Pee seeing."
This is where it gets tricky...