I give you a printer that makes a working copy of whatever you print. What do you do?

[LitleWaffle]

Your third wish is the magic printer to grant all the wishes you SHOULD have wished. Anything you can photoshop, find in a video game or search in google images you can make, as long as it's not alive.

1. A better gaming laptop, duh.
2. Portal Gun, obviously...
3. Fable 3 Magic Gauntlets so I could use magic. Backup for that would be sooo many magic runes from Runescape.(Eh, at least then I could use magic).
4. A learning machine that I could probably draw myself. So then I could just sit in it, pop in a book, then retain all of the knowledge in that book.(Maybe then I could use real magic =P)
5. Mini and classic mushrooms from Mario, so then I could me microscopic then back to normal size.
6. Air Gum from Jimmy Neutron. Then I could breathe underwater.
7. Solar Panels and Windmills, then I could get everyone to stop with them gog dang coals.
8.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

A printer that would print live things. Then I could print that porn. Or dragon. Fuck yeah.

Fuck you limits! I don't need you.

 

[e2density]

as long as it's not alive.

AWWW :[
I wanted my own miniature Zerg overlord.
I'd settle for a few Mega Healths from Quake 3 Also a new PC and a load of other stuff.

 

[JWAN]

an unlimited magical printer then money, because money buys expensive cars and expensive cars = happiness and by extension money = happiness

 

[archvile93]

A magic printer that is capable of printing living things.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Hmm.

An infinite energy reactor...

Lightsaber...

If there's no upper limit on scale...

A Galaxy Class starship.
(Oh, and an antimatter refinery, because a starship like that is going to be a bit of a pain without fuel)

Personal shield...

Ooh. Ooh. Wait! Since this device was created by a genie, and the only constraint is not printing living things, but everything printed otherwise works as intended...

A spell book... Magic FTW. XD

(DnD wish spell anyone? - I prefer world of darkness's mechanics for spells, but in all honesty, if you're going to make up fictional magic, might as well kill some of the annoying limitations first.)

 

[mayney93]

gurren laagan, nuff said, would be an awesome way to get to school in the morning

 

[wickedwill1993]

I'd print vanilla coke as you can't get it in england

 

[Mstrswrd]

Many, many things.

The universal Translator from Star Treck would help, though. Actually, if you think of something and it's both awesome and makes you say "The future," probably that.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hm... well, money would be counterfeit, or I'd have to print a bunch of money in bills under 20s so its not as suspicious. Even then, the gov would eventually catch on.

Perhaps a suit of medevil armour, a sword, and shield, cause then its just free.

The spider man web launchers would be cool. Added with an iron man suit. And a bat man belt.

I dont know, I never really thought about it, and I would probably just print a house or someting and try and live alone or something. Too bad it cant be living, cause it would be nice to be able to print food and stuff so you dont have to buy it.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

The no porn thing can be circumvented. What if she's not alive.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I would print out a Gundam although I would have to put the printer in a field.

holy shit

*drools*

fuck yeah.

BUT!

loophole! (hopefully)

i will print off everything ill need to have the happiest life possible (my mind is pretty creative so that printer would run out of ink at least 3 or 4 times with how much its printing off in that one load)

 

[Captain Schpack]

Airsoft guns
A hoodie or two
Stratocaster VG
Custom Xbox 360 controller
Alienware/High-End Computer
Portal gun
Small amounts of money, enough to fix up my house and pay some bills
Carter's Armor from Halo: Reach
A car for my brother
A laptop for my mum
A snowblower
Black lightsaber

A concern of mine is what happens when this printer runs out of ink/toner

 

[Voodoomancer]

Hmmm...

Ligtsaber
Rico's hookshot
Portal gun
Rocket shoes
Cloaking Device
Strohl Munitions BH-250 Plasma cannon
Tardis
Bag of Holding
Bugatti Veyron (Super-Sport version)
Pile of gold ingots (sell)

 

[creothes]

the star ship enterprise-d with a copy of warp core mateanince for dummys

 

[Bsf013]

I just had a good idea. I would print a dead chick then a phoenix down and revive her. Rules be damned!

 

[Jedoro]

Serenity, with a fusion reactor that removes the need for fuel.

Once I had that, I'd be happy. Then it's just a matter of filling it with stuff a gun nut/video gamer wants. Fuck money, I'd have a damn Firefly!

...and a printer to make anything I'd want to buy, anyways.

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: No one would ever fuck with me again. Ever

 

[Scarecrow]

I was going to say tali or the battle nun...but something that's not alive? Maybe the batmobile, I don't know.

 

[Redingold]

Can I print a printer that will print living things?

If not, I'll take a flying saucer (maybe the one from Destroy All Humans! 2, combined with the one from Path of the Furon, that would have a tonne of weapons, plus a hot tub). Also, a monocle, a bowl of treacle pudding, and a cup of tea. That'll do for now.