I hate Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

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Fist of I'm going to say I also saw the movie yesterday and I kinda likeed it.
You have your points and you have your taste but there's one thing bugging me.
The fact that you start bringing in nuclear physics and speed calculations about "The Bat" into something that is originally a ComicBook Series.... Look I don't know how much it bothers you but I don't complain about how Thor got back to earth so easily in the Avengers or how Hawkeye can shoot the arrows as well as he does even thou he only is a human.
It's based of a comic book series, don't expect them to do all sorts of calculation, this shit is supposed to be entertaining and look good. That's how I viewed it and I thought it was good.
Everyone to their own but trying to applying realism to a Batman movie isn't gonna work.

One last thing, Batman vanishing and coming out from near impossible shadowy places is weird? I thought that is his signature!
 

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Thor getting back to Earth using another magic Mc-Odin-Guffin was really annoying. Lazy writing at that point.
 

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I don't understand why they would bother to start a revolution if they only intended to blow up the city. What was the point of that?
 

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Good to see mature debate and polite difference of opinion in this thread. Saw this yesterday and while I didn't feel it was bad, I was disappointed. It was sweeping and epic, but it had a lot of The Dark Knight's schizophrenic editing, as well as significant pacing and story problems.

My List of Woes, well: While the nuclear bomb stuff is forgivable (it's a fusion reactor, they don't exist), the fight scenes are kinda boring (they've always been poor, Bale can't move in the suit, lame choreography), there's too much daylight, the occupation of Gotham was poorly shown, JGL knowing who Batman is was laughable, the twist felt like a contrived bit of lip-service, Bane was underdeveloped(he really could've been a great villain and I liked the origin they used for him), and the twist with Talia felt so tacked-on and pointless, especially when she dies 30 seconds later, unsatisfyingly. The pacing in general and editing the action felt off (Nolan doesn't really do a good action sequence,although Inception's were compelling). Significantly, much of the plot makes no sense or is unanswered (why stage a revolution if you're going to level the city anyway?)

I felt it would've been much better if they'd tried to portray the occupation of Gotham, and Batman's rehabilititation more completely. We don't see enough of scarecrow's kangaroo court, Blake's underground resistance, and Batman is out of prison far too...easily. Too simply.I think it was meant to feel more profound, but it's like Bane more inconvenienced him than Broke him. It doesn't feel heroic when Batman overcomes it so trivially. The passage of time didn't feel right, we never see how Batman got back inside Gotham from India in like a week, or how the breakdown of order in Gotham happens. The movie left me largely numb.

There are however, good points: Catwoman was well-handled, and good whenever she was on screen. Bane, in their initial meeting, did seem pretty badass (why was he such a wimp at the end?) JGL was interesting enough to justify our time with him as a character, I'd have actually liked to to have seen more of events in Gotham through his eyes. The effects were genuinely impressive, and largely seamless. Alfred was nice and earnest, I really felt for him, and I feel Bane's origin story could've contained greatness with a little more development (which would've allowed Tom Hardy to flex the old acting muscle a bit more).


There are plenty of niggles, Bane's henchmen are comically bad shots, and the social commentary is so utterly token as to be insulting... But I didn't hate it, I don't think it's even a bad movie.
I was just so disappointed.
 

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
My thoughts exactly. But, did I miss something? They take over the city and hold them hostage with this thing. But they know it is going to go off anyway. I have to make up some things in my mind to try to make sense of that.

Michael Caine barely gets anything to do (though he owns the scenes he's in)
He may have been my biggest problem in this film. He fit in quite good with what Nolan was trying to do, but personally, I wish Nolan had kept him the levity. It was really missing in this film..

did I enjoy it? Absolutely. A resounding "Pretty damn good" for me.
It was better than most super hero movies. This was not a cheap cash in third movie. Kind of felt like Inception. I appreciate it, I'm glad I saw it, but don't think I'll watch it again. Maybe buy the bluray for the action scenes. (BTW: Dark Knight and Prestige are two films I DO watch over and over again.)

manic_depressive13 said:
I don't understand why they would bother to start a revolution if they only intended to blow up the city. What was the point of that?
I tell myself that they just wanted to show what was possible, but still felt the need to totally destroy Gotham as a warning to other people: "don't make us come to your city before you revolt." It is B.S. but helps me sleep. In reality, they wanted Batman to fly off with the thing. Unnecessary.
 
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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.
My thoughts exactly. But, did I miss something? They take over the city and hold them hostage with this thing. But they know it is going to go off anyway. I have to make up some things in my mind to try to make sense of that.
Yeah, I was confused about that too. My friends explained to me that his plan (or Talia's plan, I guess) was to torture the entire city over five months by watching them tear each other apart, while still maintaining a ray of false hope. (I don't think he told the people of Gotham that the bomb would go off no matter what in five months, just that someone had a detonator) Basically he wanted to do what Raz Al Ghul started, but in the most sadistic way possible. I still think that plan is more then a little bit silly, but the whole "Gangs of New York"[footnote]NOTE TO EVERYONE: If you haven't seen this movie....See it.[/footnote]-type situation that it creates is just so awesome, I'm willing to ignore it.
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
Lionsfan said:
I don't your scale is off. Just look at the Nuclear Tests that were run in the 60's. Some of those areas took forever to become deradiatized, and since they all saw the bomb from the bridge, I assume it was fairly close. I hope everyone enjoys poisoned drinking water for the next few decades
It was 6 miles. It wasn't a normal nuclear bomb, it was a special device designed by scientific pioneers.

People will seriously ***** about anything. Suspension of disbelief.
There is a difference between suspension of disbelief and bad writing. The Element Zero fields of Mass Effect is suspension of disbelief because it's the thing that establishes the difference between the real world and the fantasy world and that it is established as fantastical. The Catalyst from the same game series though is bad writing because it contradicts both basic logic and the canonical information that has been provided or implied throughout the series.

And unfortunately DKR had way too much of the "Catalyst" type of fantastical things. The nuke(and it was a nuke by the actual description from the film) blast radius that I stated in my OP is just the primary blast radius, where every thing is obliterated by the sheer concussive force of the bomb. The secondary blast radius would stretch out several more miles and would still likely kill most people directly hit by the shockwave and destroy anything that's not a reinforced concrete structure, and that doesn't include the fallout radius of the radiation that's been thrown into the atmosphere.

To put this into perspective, the Fat Man nuke that was dropped on Nagasaki had a 21 kiloton yield, leveled most of the city and rendered the general area around it uninhabitable for decades. The DKR nuke is 4 megatons (4,000 kilotons), which is 190 times more powerful. Had it detonated over Gotham directly it would not only have destroyed it and everything it in but put most of the State it's a part of in mortal peril from the fallout. Batman could have put the bomb on an SR-71 blackbird and flown away at three times the speed of sound and he STILL could not have been able to get Gotham safely out of the danger zone in one minute. The yield that the movie stated the bomb had is simply unreasonable given the parameters the film gave us.

Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Wow, why the hell would you choose to focus on all this when the movie had plenty of REAL problems? I guess I'll get to those later though, because I really want to respond to some of your arguments. You can assume that I agree with any points I don't bring up here.

1. You can't complain that Bane is too smart AND not smart enough at the same time. Not how it works. He knows where the Wayne armory is because he has access to Wayne tower. (I'll admit, however, that it's pretty ridiculous how he knew all the cops would be underground at the same time as the football game, especially when you consider that he would've been preparing for the event long before the COPS knew they would be underground)

2. Batman has ALWAYS had teleportation powers. He has ninja training. He's stealthy. He's been doing it for years. He's fucking Batman. Why are you complaining about it NOW?

3. I honestly don't know what you're talking about with the time-lapse and the take-over of Gotham. I was never confused about the timing, and I didn't even notice the "Day 83" thing. Not like I had an exact mental calender running, but I understood when a lot of time had passed.

4. You're honestly telling me that "Guy fighting through painkillers" is more ridiculous to you then "Guy injects drug and doubles in size"?

5. All your complaints about the reactor not behaving like a nuclear reactor are invalid because despite your statement about "technobabble", the thing still isn't a goddamn nuclear reactor, and you have no idea how it works. Because it DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. Same goes for the maximum speed of the Bat-copter. Maybe it CAN go super-sonic. Anyway, if you're the kind of person who actually has to leave the theater because of average-helicopter speed misrepresentation, maybe you just shouldn't see movies.
1. Just because Bane knew where the tower was did not mean that he knew that the bottom floor of it was an armory that contained all of Batman's high tech weaponry or how much of that was there. And seeing as the series bold-facedly told the viewership that it was top secret to the point where even the majority of the company was even aware of the floor's existence (let alone what was in it), I honestly doubt that a low tech mercenary like Bane could have somehow pinpointed its exact location and the nature of its contents.

2. There's a difference between plausible deniability and literally appearing out of nowhere for no practical reason. First the guy was walking down a pretty narrow tunnel in the direction Batman was in, so Bats couldn't have somehow just popped in front him without being notice long before getting in to position (ninjas aren't THAT good, especially when they're wearin bulletproof body armour), meaning that he had to have been waiting upside down for a pretty substantial amount of time to take out one lone guy. Moreso, why do that when Catwoman very clearly could walk up behind the guy silently? Why do a double fake out when she could have just knocked him out with one punch far more easily and quickly? The scene is narratively pointless, and having it not only doesn't add anything of value to the story but actually raises more questions than it solves. So why honestly put it in?

3. So you're not surprised that entire months passed by without in the span of a few minutes? How Bane could literally go from one continent to the next scene to scene? I didn't even know that the prison was in another country until they showed a (what I assume to be) Middle Eastern city in the distance when Bruce finally got out (over 2 hours in!). Or how about how Bruce managed to have a broken spine fixed and fully operational in less than 4 months, a process which would take a person with the best hospital care in the world half a year just to be able to stand, (and that prison is not what one would call overflowing with medical expertise) within something like an hour of showtime? There was no clear temporal connection between any of this (as locations in a movie seem to be going at different rates of time), and it made Bane's appearances everywhere seem that much more contrived (it was like he borrowed Batman's teleporter when he broke his back).

4. Yes, because painkillers are a quantifiable item. We know that painkillers do. They deaden sensations to reduce pain and as a result slow reaction time because of weaker feedback from the nerves. I've actually seen a person on painkillers in a fight, and it kinda looked like he was trying to fight underwater. He was slow to move, slow to react, and pretty thoroughly got his ass handed to him despite being bigger and heavier than the guy he was fighting. Venom on the other hand if a far more mysterious compound. No one is quite sure how it works, so possible that it could have the effects that Bane is known for (Again, reasonable suspension of disbelief)

5.Actually it is a nuclear bomb the movie itself used the words "neutron reactor" (which baffles me because they say it a clean energy source, which I think Chernobyl might have a few things to say about), and real life has those (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast-neutron_reactor ). It's a nuclear reactor, so all the rules that apply to one in real life apply to the one in the movie if they want to make it believable (which they should considering the semi-realistic setting of the film series). And I honestly cannot believe that any engineer would be dumb enough to make a power source that can be turned into a bomb capable of LEVELING A CITY with a few buttons presses. The minute that came up in development that project would have been axed faster than you can say "political shitstorm".

Any yes, maybe the Batcopter could go supersonic, but at what point was that ever established? Never in the entire film did any character say "Hey, this things capable of going faster than the speed of sound". Seriously, not even 15 words could have completely cleared that problem up, but none of the chucklehead writers even bothered with it, which is very odd considering how much they talked about the equipment in the first two films (less in the second one to be sure, but then again there wasn't as much new tech in it). That means we have to go based upon what we are shown from previous scenes, and seeing as the world's slowest missiles were still giving it a run for its money, 200 kts is being generous. So from what they story gave the viewers of the film, the Batcopter simply couldn't have pulled it off what we saw it pull off. And it's not like it would have been hard to fix. Heck this and my original post show how easily a lot of the issues with the final scene could have been fixed with effectively no change to the events whatsoever (4eg a 1 megaton nuke, an established supersonic aircraft, and 5 minutes of travel time would have netted s total of 54 miles, which could have arguably worked). It's simply that the writers seemed to care so little about making a good cohesive story over trying to up the stakes that it ruined any credibility it had.

As to why I am talking about these things, it's ultimately not just that DKR has plot holes. All movies have some plot holes. It's impossible not to have one or two kicking about because the squishy mortals who make them aren't perfect, but so long as the film as a whole is generally cohesive then it usually isn't an issue (1 weird moment vs an hour and a half of well made movie usually evens out nicely). But when I literally can't go 2 minutes without finding something blatantly contrived, stupid or just poorly put together, then it overloads one's capability to suspend disbelief. That's why I had to leave the theatre for a few minutes. I had to get a mental breather to ensure I didn't blow a logic valve before I dived back into the insanity of the film. It's simply too much to feasibly work.


Giftfromme said:
It seems someone is sour about their experience, I'd say it sucks to be you, movie was fine for me
OK two things with your post. First, I know that other people enjoyed the film, and that is all right because I know that personal preference plays a lot one's enjoyment, and I stated as much in the bolded and underlined disclaimer at the start of my post. So why beat a dead horse?

Second, for the love of flow, snip your dang quote of me! You referenced nothing of my post directly so why make everyone have to scroll past the 12+ paragraphs of a post they've already seen just because you wanted to reply to me?
 

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There is a difference between suspension of disbelief and bad writing. The Element Zero fields of Mass Effect is suspension of disbelief because it's the thing that establishes the difference between the real world and the fantasy world and that it is established as fantastical. The Catalyst from the same game series though is bad writing because it contradicts both basic logic and the canonical information that has been provided or implied throughout the series.

And unfortunately DKR had way too much of the "Catalyst" type of fantastical things. The nuke(and it was a nuke by the actual description from the film) blast radius that I stated in my OP is just the primary blast radius, where every thing is obliterated by the sheer concussive force of the bomb. The secondary blast radius would stretch out several more miles and would still likely kill most people directly hit by the shockwave and destroy anything that's not a reinforced concrete structure, and that doesn't include the fallout radius of the radiation that's been thrown into the atmosphere.

To put this into perspective, the Fat Man nuke that was dropped on Nagasaki had a 21 kiloton yield, leveled most of the city and rendered the general area around it uninhabitable for decades. The DKR nuke is 4 megatons (4,000 kilotons), which is 190 times more powerful. Had it detonated over Gotham directly it would not only have destroyed it and everything it in but put most of the State it's a part of in mortal peril from the fallout. Batman could have put the bomb on an SR-71 blackbird and flown away at three times the speed of sound and he STILL could not have been able to get Gotham safely out of the danger zone in one minute. The yield that the movie stated the bomb had is simply unreasonable given the parameters the film gave us.

-snip-

5.Actually it is a nuclear bomb the movie itself used the words "neutron reactor" (which baffles me because they say it a clean energy source, which I think Chernobyl might have a few things to say about), and real life has those (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast-neutron_reactor ). It's a nuclear reactor, so all the rules that apply to one in real life apply to the one in the movie if they want to make it believable (which they should considering the semi-realistic setting of the film series). And I honestly cannot believe that any engineer would be dumb enough to make a power source that can be turned into a bomb capable of LEVELING A CITY with a few buttons presses. The minute that came up in development that project would have been axed faster than you can say "political shitstorm".
As far as the nuclear bomb goes, for one it was a fusion reactor, not fission, not neutron reactor, a Fusion reactor. It is really big news, and basically the answer to the worlds energy problems if we ever got it working. It pretty much creates no radioactive waste, runs on very little fuel, and cannot self-sustain a reaction, so there's zero chance of accidental meltdown. I don't know whether making one go nuclear would have any different effects than a regular nuclear explosion, but it could be concievably argued that it won't create any radioactive blast, And as for the 6 mile blast radius, I assumed he dumped the plane+bomb in the ocean once he got a good distance away, to drown the reactor sucking out it's energy, which would decrease the radius somewhat. Although I will admit that it was one of the weaker scenes, and having to come up with excuses like that for it just goes to show. Maybe it was an impossible mumbo-jumbo, but there are just too many unknowns that theoretically it could be perfectly possible, at a stretch.

The Heik said:
2. There's a difference between plausible deniability and literally appearing out of nowhere for no practical reason. First the guy was walking down a pretty narrow tunnel in the direction Batman was in, so Bats couldn't have somehow just popped in front him without being notice long before getting in to position (ninjas aren't THAT good, especially when they're wearin bulletproof body armour), meaning that he had to have been waiting upside down for a pretty substantial amount of time to take out one lone guy. Moreso, why do that when Catwoman very clearly could walk up behind the guy silently? Why do a double fake out when she could have just knocked him out with one punch far more easily and quickly? The scene is narratively pointless, and having it not only doesn't add anything of value to the story but actually raises more questions than it solves. So why honestly put it in?
I actually think that scene was them surprising the guy from behind a pillar, as there was a huge black hole behind Batman that he could have easily hid in. Anyway, it's a sewer, the place is made of pipes to hide in/behind.



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Any yes, maybe the Batcopter could go supersonic, but at what point was that ever established? Never in the entire film did any character say "Hey, this things capable of going faster than the speed of sound". Seriously, not even 15 words could have completely cleared that problem up, but none of the chucklehead writers even bothered with it, which is very odd considering how much they talked about the equipment in the first two films (less in the second one to be sure, but then again there wasn't as much new tech in it). That means we have to go based upon what we are shown from previous scenes, and seeing as the world's slowest missiles were still giving it a run for its money, 200 kts is being generous. So from what they story gave the viewers of the film, the Batcopter simply couldn't have pulled it off what we saw it pull off. And it's not like it would have been hard to fix. Heck this and my original post show how easily a lot of the issues with the final scene could have been fixed with effectively no change to the events whatsoever (4eg a 1 megaton nuke, an established supersonic aircraft, and 5 minutes of travel time would have netted s total of 54 miles, which could have arguably worked). It's simply that the writers seemed to care so little about making a good cohesive story over trying to up the stakes that it ruined any credibility it had.
As I said, I thought the point was to drown the reactor, that was the failsafe under the river, it would suck out the power and reduce the energy of the device. It's still a flaky scene though.

Personally the only point I had real difficulty with was the "I knew you were Batman because I knew the look you gave when I saw you even though you were Bruce Wayne at the time and there was absolutely no connection to Batman." That was just stupidly weak, honestly it's a shockingly bad handwave.
 

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Wow, people seem to either irrationally hate this movie or irrationally defend it. If any of you can manage this task, I recommend rewatching the other Nolan Batman movies without having preconceived notions of them being objectively "good" movies. You might find that they aren't as deep and thought-provoking as you remember, but are still some of the most balls-out entertaining movies around.

The other two films had a ton of totally illogical scenarios (every plan the Joker made was impossibly well structured and relied on windows of opportunity that lasted mere minutes) and were full of stupid comic book dialogue ("You know how I got these scars?" "No, but I know how you got THESE!").

The only emotional resonance I felt in the first one was when Wayne travels to the ninja training school and faces his childhood guilt and fears. After that it's just a well written action flick with a particularly cool villain.

In The Dark Knight, the emotional conflicts mostly belonged to Harvey Dent, who seemed more like a parable than a character you were supposed to directly empathize with. However, that movie had some of the best action scenes I've ever seen in my life, and one of the best film villains I've ever seen. I didn't feel any strong emotions watching that movie, but I was blown away by the energy of it.

Dark Knight Rises is a happy medium. It's more emotional than the other two, but has the high stakes "social experiment that serves as commentary" scenario of Dark Knight. It's not a life-changing movie, but hell, neither were the others. It's just a good, fun movie.
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
Lionsfan said:
I don't your scale is off. Just look at the Nuclear Tests that were run in the 60's. Some of those areas took forever to become deradiatized, and since they all saw the bomb from the bridge, I assume it was fairly close. I hope everyone enjoys poisoned drinking water for the next few decades
It was 6 miles. It wasn't a normal nuclear bomb, it was a special device designed by scientific pioneers.

People will seriously ***** about anything. Suspension of disbelief.
My suspension of disbelief went away when a nuclear bomb went off and Wayne some how not only survived but was perfectly fine

Actually no, there is a lot wrong with this movie. How the hell does Jim Gordon not know it's Bruce Wayne? WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT? Let alone Gordon sees the man at his hospital bed wearing a fucking suit.

Also The Bat was sitting on top of a random building for months....

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie, but at some point Nolan just said "Fuck you." to the realism
 

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Hero in a half shell said:
The Heik said:
There is a difference between suspension of disbelief and bad writing. The Element Zero fields of Mass Effect is suspension of disbelief because it's the thing that establishes the difference between the real world and the fantasy world and that it is established as fantastical. The Catalyst from the same game series though is bad writing because it contradicts both basic logic and the canonical information that has been provided or implied throughout the series.

And unfortunately DKR had way too much of the "Catalyst" type of fantastical things. The nuke(and it was a nuke by the actual description from the film) blast radius that I stated in my OP is just the primary blast radius, where every thing is obliterated by the sheer concussive force of the bomb. The secondary blast radius would stretch out several more miles and would still likely kill most people directly hit by the shockwave and destroy anything that's not a reinforced concrete structure, and that doesn't include the fallout radius of the radiation that's been thrown into the atmosphere.

To put this into perspective, the Fat Man nuke that was dropped on Nagasaki had a 21 kiloton yield, leveled most of the city and rendered the general area around it uninhabitable for decades. The DKR nuke is 4 megatons (4,000 kilotons), which is 190 times more powerful. Had it detonated over Gotham directly it would not only have destroyed it and everything it in but put most of the State it's a part of in mortal peril from the fallout. Batman could have put the bomb on an SR-71 blackbird and flown away at three times the speed of sound and he STILL could not have been able to get Gotham safely out of the danger zone in one minute. The yield that the movie stated the bomb had is simply unreasonable given the parameters the film gave us.

-snip-

5.Actually it is a nuclear bomb the movie itself used the words "neutron reactor" (which baffles me because they say it a clean energy source, which I think Chernobyl might have a few things to say about), and real life has those (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast-neutron_reactor ). It's a nuclear reactor, so all the rules that apply to one in real life apply to the one in the movie if they want to make it believable (which they should considering the semi-realistic setting of the film series). And I honestly cannot believe that any engineer would be dumb enough to make a power source that can be turned into a bomb capable of LEVELING A CITY with a few buttons presses. The minute that came up in development that project would have been axed faster than you can say "political shitstorm".
As far as the nuclear bomb goes, for one it was a fusion reactor, not fission, not neutron reactor, a Fusion reactor. It is really big news, and basically the answer to the worlds energy problems if we ever got it working. It pretty much creates no radioactive waste, runs on very little fuel, and cannot self-sustain a reaction, so there's zero chance of accidental meltdown. I don't know whether making one go nuclear would have any different effects than a regular nuclear explosion, but it could be concievably argued that it won't create any radioactive blast, And as for the 6 mile blast radius, I assumed he dumped the plane+bomb in the ocean once he got a good distance away, to drown the reactor sucking out it's energy, which would decrease the radius somewhat. Although I will admit that it was one of the weaker scenes, and having to come up with excuses like that for it just goes to show. Maybe it was an impossible mumbo-jumbo, but there are just too many unknowns that theoretically it could be perfectly possible, at a stretch.
Ok it's fusion reactor. My mistake (though I swear I heard them say the words neutron when describing it). However it doesn't change the fact that it is still a form of nuclear power. Heck the sun is a giant fusion reaction, and it still lets off more radiation that anything on our solar system even in terms of power/cost ratio. The bomb would still leave fallout in the same manner that a fission bomb would leave. It's still be impossible for a rotor lift aircraft to get the bomb out of the fallout zone in one minute, and even if it were detonated underwater (though since we see the mushroom cloud it very clearly isn't) the shockwave in the water would destroy gotham via earthquakes, and contaminated water (and by extension contaminated rain) would still render the city unlivable. It'd still be screwed either way.

Actually it being a fusion reactor (as such non-self sustaining) raises a whole new problem. How could it then have a timer that would make it go boom? The thing would simply stop functioning, rather than spiral out of control and detonate of it's own accord. So the reactor in the movie couldn't have been a fusion reactor, as it's destructive nature contradicts the stability and safety of nuclear fusion.

This reactor/bomb doesn't work from any explosive angle. That is a whole new level of failure
 

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My suspension of disbelief went away when a nuclear bomb went off and Wayne some how not only survived but was perfectly fine

Actually no, there is a lot wrong with this movie. How the hell does Jim Gordon not know it's Bruce Wayne? WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT? Let alone Gordon sees the man at his hospital bed wearing a fucking suit.

Also The Bat was sitting on top of a random building for months....

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie, but at some point Nolan just said "Fuck you." to the realism
I thought the ending implied that
Batman left the cockpit sometime before the detonation of the device, because during the ending Lucius is told the auto-pilot was put back on line by Bruce long before his demise.
 

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Mr.PlanetEater said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
My suspension of disbelief went away when a nuclear bomb went off and Wayne some how not only survived but was perfectly fine

Actually no, there is a lot wrong with this movie. How the hell does Jim Gordon not know it's Bruce Wayne? WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT? Let alone Gordon sees the man at his hospital bed wearing a fucking suit.

Also The Bat was sitting on top of a random building for months....

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie, but at some point Nolan just said "Fuck you." to the realism
I thought the ending implied that
Batman left the cockpit sometime before the detonation of the device, because during the ending Lucius is told the auto-pilot was put back on line by Bruce long before his demise.
So he swam, all the way back, with a bad knee and knife wound after getting the shit kicked out of him by Bane, and ALSO suffered no fallout from the nuclear blast? I can't imagine the armor he wears being very bouyant.

It's just silly. The moment I saw the mushroom cloud nothing in this film seemed plausible anymore.

Still enjoyed the fuck out of it though. I'm happy with the Alfred/Wayne subplot and it addresses the fact that Bruce needed to move on with his life and try to be happy. It's nice that after all that struggling the character went through he's finally retired from crime fighting and getting laid. Alfred crying over the graves of the Wayne family was such a human scene...

Also I went out of my way all year to avoid ANY news TDKR related and I'm so happy I did because I didn't see that twist with Talia coming at all.
 

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SaneAmongInsane said:
Mr.PlanetEater said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
My suspension of disbelief went away when a nuclear bomb went off and Wayne some how not only survived but was perfectly fine

Actually no, there is a lot wrong with this movie. How the hell does Jim Gordon not know it's Bruce Wayne? WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT? Let alone Gordon sees the man at his hospital bed wearing a fucking suit.

Also The Bat was sitting on top of a random building for months....

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie, but at some point Nolan just said "Fuck you." to the realism
I thought the ending implied that
Batman left the cockpit sometime before the detonation of the device, because during the ending Lucius is told the auto-pilot was put back on line by Bruce long before his demise.
So he swam, all the way back, with a bad knee and knife wound after getting the shit kicked out of him by Bane, and ALSO suffered no fallout from the nuclear blast? I can't imagine the armor he wears being very bouyant.

It's just silly. The moment I saw the mushroom cloud nothing in this film seemed plausible anymore.

Still enjoyed the fuck out of it though. I'm happy with the Alfred/Wayne subplot and it addresses the fact that Bruce needed to move on with his life and try to be happy. It's nice that after all that struggling the character went through he's finally retired from crime fighting and getting laid. Alfred crying over the graves of the Wayne family was such a human scene...

Also I went out of my way all year to avoid ANY news TDKR related and I'm so happy I did because I didn't see that twist with Talia coming at all.
Nice /spoiler tag you got there. I'll fix it.

I think your forgetting that this is themotherfucking batman were talking about. I also just pretend that they meant to say 4 kilotons. For a reactor that size (and with design that wan not meant to be a bomb, such as an implosion method) it seems reasonable. The fallout and fireball radius would not be that strong or big.

I did love the movie though, the ending put a huge grin on my face for the next half hour afterwords.

It was especially moving that Alfred went back to the cafe just to live that fantasy of seeing Bruce out of sadness/desperation that Bruce had died.
 

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A Satanic Panda said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
Mr.PlanetEater said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
My suspension of disbelief went away when a nuclear bomb went off and Wayne some how not only survived but was perfectly fine

Actually no, there is a lot wrong with this movie. How the hell does Jim Gordon not know it's Bruce Wayne? WHO THE FUCK ELSE COULD AFFORD ALL THIS SHIT? Let alone Gordon sees the man at his hospital bed wearing a fucking suit.

Also The Bat was sitting on top of a random building for months....

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie, but at some point Nolan just said "Fuck you." to the realism
I thought the ending implied that
Batman left the cockpit sometime before the detonation of the device, because during the ending Lucius is told the auto-pilot was put back on line by Bruce long before his demise.
So he swam, all the way back, with a bad knee and knife wound after getting the shit kicked out of him by Bane, and ALSO suffered no fallout from the nuclear blast? I can't imagine the armor he wears being very bouyant.

It's just silly. The moment I saw the mushroom cloud nothing in this film seemed plausible anymore.

Still enjoyed the fuck out of it though. I'm happy with the Alfred/Wayne subplot and it addresses the fact that Bruce needed to move on with his life and try to be happy. It's nice that after all that struggling the character went through he's finally retired from crime fighting and getting laid. Alfred crying over the graves of the Wayne family was such a human scene...

Also I went out of my way all year to avoid ANY news TDKR related and I'm so happy I did because I didn't see that twist with Talia coming at all.
Nice /spoiler tag you got there. I'll fix it.

I think your forgetting that this is themotherfucking batman were talking about. I also just pretend that they meant to say 4 kilotons. For a reactor that size (and with design that wan not meant to be a bomb, such as an implosion method) it seems reasonable. The fallout and fireball radius would not be that strong or big.

I did love the movie though, the ending put a huge grin on my face for the next half hour afterwords.

It was especially moving that Alfred went back to the cafe just to live that fantasy of seeing Bruce out of sadness/desperation that Bruce had died.
motherfucking Batman went from fighting the motherfucking mafia to chucking a motherfucking nuclear bomb in the motherfucking ocean...
 

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DC kinda sucks when it comes to making big hollywood movies. Marvel tends to dominate the actual movies, while DC does far better at the animated movies. (Seriously, go watch those marvel animated movies of recent, their horrid.) I'm a huge fan of Batman, but i've never seen any of the batman trilogy in theaters because I waited for them to be on DVD and then rented them. They made me unenthusiastic about a character I actually like. But with their animated stuff? I hate Superman yet I still think Superman: Doomsday is a good animated flick.


DC tends to be afraid to make its fans too happy, because DC movies tend to happen in the real world, or as real as they get with super heroes in it. Batman seems to take place in New York, not Gotham City. I /liked/ both of the previous Batman movies, but.. I didn't love them. The trailers for this new batman movie put me off so bad I turned to the one reviewer I tend to agree with, Brad Jones. He pretty much confirmed my fears and I don't plan to go see it.


Spiderman seems to have no competition for being the best comic movie of the year. (Amazing considering how good avengers was.)
 

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at the end, i was waiting for the tidal wave from the explosion to destroy Gotham.

One thing i read on twitter and i think would have been hilarious is at the end, when they find the bomb, is if Superman flew in and took off with it.
 

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I had quite a few issues with the movie as well.

Mainly the really abrupt scene transitions and bane being rendered an utter tool by Talia (I liked this interpretation of bane up until his motivation is revealed to be good babysitting :()
 

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For number 2 the part where batman pops down is actually really easy to explain. That small corridor was actually had the sides columned if that's what you would say, so batman just popped through one before the guy came out and then snuck up behind him through another.

And that nuclear reactor wasn't changed with coding I think, I think the dud went in and changed around wires and such.

My problem is that batman thought it was a good idea to drop a bomb that was 5 times worse than Chernobyl in the middle of the goddamn ocean, no repercussions there or anything. Also since it was in the ocean there would be very little nuclear fallout since it would mostly be absorbed by the water, now irradiated like hell.
 

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Freezy_Breezy said:
The biggest problem for me was how fucking predictable it was. I figured Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Robin when I saw the first trailers. Catwoman is and will always be a fucking shit character (A thief with a heart of gold? Boy, I wonder what her character arc will be?) and the big twist at the end was obvious as fuck.
Also exceptionally disappointing.

I actually found Bane rather interesting until it turns out he was just Talia's thug, and could literally have been replaced by any thug/mutant/robot/mindslave/muscle guy to be Talia's ***** boy. Bane's character becomes utterly ineffectual and unimpressive after that reveal, especially since Talia herself is INCREDIBLY uninteresting and her motivation is totally nonsensical.

Good Movie. Not Great.