Hell mate I'd kill for your problems!
The month isn't even half over and I've had the following problems;
Trying to move in 40 degree heat.
Trying to get into town to have 3 god damn blood tests, having to avoid drinking or eating for 8 hours before each one, IN 40 DEGREE HEAT... yeah that's fun, the eating I can deal with but no water in this weather? ugg...
Splitting migraine headaches because I've got something wrong with my eyes that the Doctor's can't work out, and now I'm told I'll have to travel 500kms in APRIL because they can't get me in earlier... good thing my eyesight isn't down to the point where I can't drive a car any more with risking life and limb... and have to have all the web pages I view zoomed in at least 200%, oh and my TV looks like a blur with glasses... oh wait... That's right, I can't damn see crap.
My ISP screwed up my phone/net move, and when they got that fixed, they billed me for my old address as well, causing an overdraw on my account, lovely fun.
I dropped my last $80 on a mobile 'net connection so I had some 'net while my ISP was pulling it's thumb out... only to find out that the service that my cousin got for me is about as stable as a African nation with oil reserves... Thankfully that got fixed after I bitched to some family and they bitched at him for buying crap, he came and got it and apparently, since I wasn't there, brow beat the rep into a refund and went and got one that actually worked (and I got change! so one bright spot)
Oh and my new place is built on a bit of a lean, so I fall over last night going to the crapper in the middle of the night and banged up my crook leg, and jammed my cane into my guts at the same time, so I'm bruised and saw, at least my cane is okay... I kind of need that, and it's nice and hefty for making me feel safe when I'm out at night, something heavy to hit crims with since I basically radiate "mug me".
Did I mention that the aircon needs to be fixed in my new place? because if not I might also have forgotten to mention the 40 DEGREE HEAT.
And my estate agent is dragging her damn feet on refunding my bond on the old place, despite the fact I have her over a barrel (white ant infestation that we told them about time and time again, with written proof), so I'm short cash after paying the new bond. And I was hoping to travel to my home town, 400kms away, for a few days to for a mate's birthday, but no money, no travel.
So yeah, between going blind, hurting myself, having splitting headaches, 40 DEGREE FREAKING HEAT, and moving house I'd kill for simple buggy TV and being a bit sick.
Wow... this was a good idea this thread, I feel much better.
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