I have come from the future.
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Hot dogs were outlawed in the year 2023 for being too phallic shaped. Those who are desperate resort to molding them from shoe soles in secret. Curiously hot dog buns are still widely available, it's become so popular to even phase out sliced bread as the primary bread to use for toast.Barbas said:
No. Sweden delayed their missile launch day to the year after so that Mirror's Edge 3 would be released. I travelled back in time several months after the war started.Barbas said:
Not really. Indigo Prophecy 2 was scheduled to release in 2034 and looked promising but most of the world didn't want to take any chances. France was nuked a few days before it was ever made available.Dalek Caan said:
Yes, almost too much of them, actually. They quickly replaced love pillows as Japan's main reason for its decreasing birth rate.Dalek Caan said:
Compared to you right now, you have quite a lot of power. Compared to everyone else in the future, eh, kinda.Dalek Caan said:
You became a cyborg at some point. You refuse to bathe in case you short circuit thus you remain dirty.Dirty Cop James funs said:
Dark Souls III is easily better than II. The forums here erupted in flame wars comparing the third and first game. Many fell to the banhammer.Dirty Cop James funs said:
When otakus replaced all of Japan's politicians a law was passed to have a token little girl character to be included in every anime.Dirty Cop James funs said:
You entered an ass kicking tournament that year. You got 4th place and a sore ass in the end but by then many asses were broken by your kicks.Dirty Cop James funs said:
Senpai DOES notice you.Elfgore said:
It does, but not for very long. After Advanced Warfare 3 even the mainstream-audience-who-don't-know-any-better knew Activision were milking the franchise and thus lead to the series ending in 2020. Only to get rebooted in 2022 when they did World War II again.Elfgore said:
Mainly his joints so he could be put into different poses such as the ones seen in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and then frozen again. He quickly became Disney World's main attraction.Barbas said:
See above. Everyone felt that he has now paid for his sins.Barbas said:
After several failed attempts of intensive breeding programs, WWF and other save the planet and stuff organisations just said:EilaliE said:
"Fuck it". (As in to give up, not as a command.)
And let the pandas do it themselves and stop wasting money. No one really knows what exactly happened to the population. Everyone felt it was better to invest in importing black bears and white paint to zoos.
Pringles got changed again. Forever.Barbas said:
The human race exhausted its fossil fuels until there was none left except for where no one expected: underneath a new Pringles factory. It was moved right above an oil field unknowingly and a war started to obtain what's left in 2024. Complications with the produced snack and the natural resource occured... they fused together.Barbas said:
A new energy source was created: Proilgles.
That guy has a Sonic helmet, He is obviously deranged!Redlin5 said:... "The last bastion of intelligence on the internet" in the future?
I want to know how many twinkies you can fit inside a hamster before it mutates.
EDIT: Assuming there was a nuclear war at some point.
Did they bring back that rhubarb & custard flavoured soft drink back from 10 years before now?
I really liked it.
I really liked it.
Much like Chernobyl it will be habitable after around the year 27000.Barbas said:
Actually, yeah, but they didn't land or anything. A UFO appeared above Vancouver one day and long-range satellites picked up what the aliens were saying within it before they abruptly left.Barbas said:
"What the fuck happened to the giant lizards? Fuck dis shit."