I have explosive amnesia!

[Hey Joe]

Given the shock gender revelations today and yesterday, I thought it would be fun to have the members of the Escapist yell out random shock revelations in true Escapist Soap Opera style.

DISCUSS

I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I HAVE TWIN BABIES AND I`M A MALE.

 

[Incompl te]

4/5 PEOPLE SUFFER FROM DIARRHEA. I THE FIFTH PERSON, ENJOYS IT!

 

[nisman]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!

 

[Incompl te]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!

ITS NOT LUPUS

(cookie to guess reference)

 

[Tattaglia]

THE KETTLE IS MERELY A DARK SHADE OF GREY!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

SHES NOT PREGNANT!

 

[FISHFINGERS]

I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I HAVE INSANE DEALS ON USED CARS.

 

[nisman]

is it house?

DID I DO THAT!

 

[Khedive Rex]

YOU'RE HOLDING A MONKEY!!!

 

[Hey Joe]

NO, YOU'RE HOLDING A MONKEY! ALSO A BABY!

 

[Khedive Rex]

YOU'RE THE MONKEY'S FATHER!!!

... AND I STOLE THE BABY FROM AN ALGERIAN CIRCUS TROOP!!!

 

[Lord Krunk]

THE KETTLE IS MERELY A DARK SHADE OF GREY!

SUCK ON THAT, MR. POT!

YOUR INTERNET VOICES SOUND LIKE MICROSOFT SAM TO ME!

 

[Outasync]

I ONLY USE MICROSOFT PAINT ONCE A MONTH!

 

[LockHeart]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!

ITS NOT LUPUS

(cookie to guess reference)

The reference is to House, I believe, and I claim my cookie!

I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER I KEEP IN THE ATTIC!

 

[Higurashi]

(cookie to guess reference)

No need to guess that old classic. It is House, like nisman said.

The cake... is not a lie.

 

[The Sorrow]

I FEEL PRETTY!

 

[No-Superman10]

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!

 

[Hey Joe]

SHE MAY BE MY LOVER, BUT SHE'S ALSO WITH THE PROSECUTION!