I just invented the world's greatest dish.

[Gardenia]

I imitated Tikka masala using "generic cheap brands" Pasta sauce, coconut milk and spices.
As for original dish: My sauce made from bacon and Roquefort is the only thing I can think of right now

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Skinless apple and cuccumber with french fries with chilli sauce mixed in with stir fry.

 

[Floggo]

Cook steak, continue to cook whilst cutting hole in middle, finish cooking, get bread, smash cooked bacon on bread, add BBQ sauce, put steak-with-hole on top, add Alfredo Pasta into hole, close with Bacon, BBQ sauce again. Holy mother of god did my arteries get a kick in the arse with that meal.

 

[redisforever]

I put french fries on my burgers, but I think that's already called something...

"Heart Attack" or something like that.

I'm going to top that. French Fry and butter sandwiches. Hooray for artery clogging deliciousness!

 

[FamoFunk]

Curry sandwich, and the noodle sandwich.

These two are just amazing. Also a pasta Baguette, especially when you're poor and really hungry.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Chewy granola bar + whipped cream
Toasted bagels with peanut butter and banana
A little bit of barbeque sauce on pizza
Cereal in ice cream
Fried Chicken and garlic mashed potato inside of toasted bread

I'm sure that they've been done before, but they're good.

Edit: Also, french fries wrapped with lettuce and a bit of ketchup-y mayonnaise.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Meringues crushed up and mixed with ice-cream (preferably vanilla).
That tastes great...

 

[Rusman]

I won't go into measurements but:

Green chilli's
Coconut Milk
Lemon Grass
Ginger
Coriander
Basil
Cumin
White Pepper - This makes a makeshift Thai Green Sauce
Add noodles!

A perfect lunchtime snack which takes 20 minutes to cook

Also a 3 minutes lunchtime snack from before I was a chef.

Curry Super Noodles + Red Pepparami! Lunch for less than £1 perfect for the lazy games design student who nee to get back to GTA4. Ahhh good times.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Get a normal Full English. Get some bread, buttered a lot. Then put a little bit of each thing on the full english into the bread. It then makes one of the most varied and amazing sandwiches of all time!

 

[Sandytimeman]

my favorite thing to make at a salad bar:

Cottage Cheese, Sour Cream, Shredded Cheese, Bacon Bits

:3 alot of dairy but soooo goood when mixed together

 

[OniaPL]

I still like eating honey cereal with coke better.

 

[Vegetunks9000]

Theres nothing i could invent that tops Epic Meal Time

 

[OriginalLadders]

I'm sorry but I have to disagree, you did not invent anything here. It was discovered long ago that bacon + any other food = delicious godliness.

 

[3AM]

I cook a mean spicy shrimp, but yeah, that dish was invented long ago. Like pretty much all of these. I have my own way of cooking it to be sure, but I'm not going to claim I invented it.

Apple Sandwich.
I don't even know...

I'm staying in apple country in Washington right now. These people makes apples into everything. That was a new one for me when I got over here.

Have you tried a grilled cheese and apple sandwich? It's incredible! It's best with strong ingredients - granny smith apples and the oldest, sharpest cheddar cheese you can find.

Another is peanut butter and bacon. Peanut butter and bacon. Peanut butter and bacon.

 

[Queen Michael]

I was frying bacon, and then I saw a bunch of leftover tortillas on the kitchen table. So I took my newly fried bacon and put it in the tortilla, and thus the bacon burrito was born. It tasted better than anything else I've ever had. Three of them were my dinner today.

So what great dishes have you invented?

I hope you don't really think you invented the bacon burrito, there's a place in my school that actually sells the things

I did invent it, but someone else might have invented it first.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

God damn. I haven't eaten in about 12 hours, then I stumble upon this thread.

Are you people mocking me? I mean, I really want to try some of these recipes now.

 

[emge]

Not me but a friend:

Get baked beans, add cheese, heat and stir whilst adding a herb of some kind (Can't recall the name of it)= Mother of god...

Herb.. Memory loss.. Extreme pleasure.. I think I can guess the name of that herb your friend used

 

[Jamash]

I chopped some walnuts and apricots, mixed it up with some Stilton cheese, herbs de Provence and fresh sliced chilli.

Then I sliced open some chicken breasts and stuffed them with my walnut/apricot/Stilton/chilli mixture.

Then I wrapped the stuffed chicken breasts in smoked streaky bacon, coated them in a breadcrumb and herb mixture, then slowly baked them in the oven.

They were absolutely delicious.

The sweet fruity apricots contrasted really well with the sharp creamy Stilton, which also contrasted well with the hot chilli bite. That combined with the chicken and bacon flavours and the wholesome, earthy flavours of the walnuts and breadcrumbs really made the whole meal a taste explosion, with lots of complimentary and contrasting flavours and textures with every bite. Also because the chicken breasts were double wrapped, they were still succulent and juicy... cooked to perfection.

 

[Shifty]

Fired potato omelette.

Boil skinned potatoes till cooked. Wait to cool. Slice and fry in butter. Add omelette mix over when they are brown on both sides. Add any of the following - grated cheese, bacon, mushrooms, onions, peppers etc etc. Serve on a warm plate with tomato sauce. Collapse satisfied.

 

[Rawb0906]

Not me but a friend:

Get baked beans, add cheese, heat and stir whilst adding a herb of some kind (Can't recall the name of it)= Mother of god...

Lose the cheese, instead utilise black peppercorns, some freshly ground black pepper, and mix in some diced black olives, tiny bits of red bell peppers and garlic, and perhaps some oregano and parsley.

Gourmet baked beans. Stunning.

Thanks for deciding what I'm gonna have for lunch tomorrow, sounds win although it may warrant a shopping trip.