I just invented the world's greatest dish.

[ElPatron]

So what great dishes have you invented?

Pulverizing Doritos and using them to make chicken nuggets instead of bread.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I flambée my sausages.. oh yeah!, flambée'd sausages with mustard mash and caramalised onions? yummy

And my Christmas dinner of rolled up duck, pork and sausage meat is EPIC!.

I put french fries on my burgers, but I think that's already called something...

"Heart Attack" or something like that.

My Irish Friend who runs a Pub sells a half pounder burger that's filled (not a side order, but in the Burger) with a fried egg, a deep fried potatoe mash slice, bacon and the standard trimmings of salad, tomatoe, mayo and ketchup. Its called the "Ward 17 Burger" after his local Hospital's cardiac ward, you know, the ward for heart attacks. Only 2 people can manage to finish it off so far, I'm one of them.

 

[ramboondiea]

chicken and chorizo wraps,
chicken thinly cut, wok fried, diced cooked chorizo, fried with the chicken, some chopped green peppers and add pasata, app a table spoon of paprika, teaspoon of oregano and some fresh chopped garlic. add a generous helping to each deli wrap.

the number of times i have made this, i swear add bacon and you have the greatest hangover cure ever!

 

[royohz]

To hell with your lousy cooking! Try PEPPERONI PIZZA + CHOCOLATE SPREAD + PEANUT BUTTER.[footnote]PS. Free internets if you know the inspiration source.[/footnote][footnote]PPS. That was a long time ago.[/footnote] IT IS GODLY.

 

[Queen Michael]

To hell with your lousy cooking! Try PEPPERONI PIZZA + CHOCOLATE SPREAD + PEANUT BUTTER.[footnote]PS. Free internets if you know the inspiration source.[/footnote][footnote]PPS. That was a long time ago.[/footnote] IT IS GODLY.

Michelangelo the ninja turtle?

 

[Satosuke]

As a professional cook, looking at that title and seeing exactly what is being claimed as so amazing along with the rest of the insanity posted here, I feel like Aaron Rodgers looking at a Peewee football team win a game and saying they're superbowl contenders...a sort of eyerolling bemusement.

Awww, isn't that cute? The kiddies think they're pros. How adorable! *patronizing headpat* Now go run along while I finish my rosemary garlic butter roasted lamb with yukon gold dauphine potatoes, haricot vert almondine, and bacon soubise.

 

[JaceArveduin]

Hmm, I've yet to really invent anything. Though mom's got a recipe that's been said to break a few Geneva Codes that have to do with bio-chemical weapons...

Spoiler: Mississippi Mud Cake

Mississippi Mud Cake
Ingredients:
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
1 1/2 cup self rising flour
1 1/2 cup pecans (optional)
4 sticks of butter
2/3 cup of cocoa
2 teaspoons of vanilla extract
1 7oz jar of mashmellow cream
1 pound of powder sugar
1/2 cup of can milk

Instructions:
Combine first four ingredients and 3 sticks of butter, 1/3 cup of cocoa and 1 teaspoon of vanilla in large bowl, mix well
Pour into 9X13 pan and bake at 350 for 40-45 minutes
spread marshmellow cream over hot cake and let cool
mix powdered sugar, can milk, 1 stick of butter, 1/3 cup of cocoa, 1 teaspoon of vanilla into a bowl, then spread over cake

 

[Parkway91]

Probably pretty common, but it's orgasmic.

The Nacho Toastie

Doritos, salsa and cheese in a toastie toastie.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I was frying bacon, and then I saw a bunch of leftover tortillas on the kitchen table. So I took my newly fried bacon and put it in the tortilla, and thus the bacon burrito was born. It tasted better than anything else I've ever had. Three of them were my dinner today.

So what great dishes have you invented?

Refrigerated, un-heated bacon is very much like ice cream to me.

I just had dinner actually which was spaghetti but I added some red-rooster hot sauce. It gave the spaghetti sauce a nice kick and some much needed flavor.

 

[elcamino41383]

My friend made a bacon cheeseburger with a 4 cheese macaroni and cheese brick on top of it, that was deep fried, then covered in more cheese sauce. It was the best thing I've ever eaten. I, personally, have made extra cheesy mashed potatoes. I get about 5 lbs of potatoes, add 2 lbs of cheese and also add bacon bits/chopped up bacon. Only one of the two cheeses i use ever the same (American for high salt content.) I work in a deli so I experiment with different types. I'm making them tomorrow with Pepper jack. I've put marinated steak tips in the potatoes a time or two as well.

 

[Private Custard]

Imagine a sandwich laid out as displayed below.


French toast (eggy bread)
3x bacon
fried bread
3x bacon
French toast (eggy bread)

It's an egg and bacon sandwich, without the hassle of egg spilling everywhere when the yolk breaks. The fried bread centre is overkill, but the crunch really makes the whole thing perfect!

 

[anthony87]

Add some curry powder to gravy before you add the water.

You'll thank me later.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Sausages, wrapped in bacon, wrapped in pancakes, covered in maple syrup.

Beat that.

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

take 1 roll, spread with butter
add 1 fried Potato Scone,
add 1 slice of fried Lorne Sausage,
add 1 slice of fried Black Pudding
and then add beans.

You have just created a Heart Attack.....ENJOY!

 

[searron]

When I was a child I used to mix Ketchup and White rice together. I thought it was delicious, and that noone else had ever thought of that. Apparently, the Japanese people do it too.

Also, Soak a block of ramen noodles in water from 20-30 minutes, removes and drain Fry up some bacon, reserve the fat. in the fat fry up some onions and peppers. Now fry add the ramen to the mix. Chop up the bacon, mix with, in a small bowl combine, soy sauce, about half the soup base pack, some hot sauce of your choice, and a dash of brown sugar, season the frying noodles with that. Finally crack an egg over the noodles, cook for 30 seconds while stirring constantly, and transfer to a dish for orgasmic eating.

 

[faspxina]

[(Cereal + Milk) + Time] - Cereal = Best drink ever.

also,

1. grill chicken
2. remove skin
3. eat skin
4. profit

 

[Evil Smurf]

I once made a chocolate cake, and bought really dark chocolate for the icing, but I forgot to get icing sugar. Channeling my inner Heston Blumenthal I simply melted down the dark chocolate and poured it on the cake. It was so rich it achieved the impossible, as my student flatmates turned down a second helping (or any of it after their first few bites) So I had a whole dark chocolate cake to myself. Mmmm.

Liking incredibly dark chocolate should be classed a superpower for the things it allows you to do. So much delicious chocolate that no one else wants.

I know man, at least 80% cocoa or nothing!

 

[Sonic Doctor]

McDonalds fries dipped in a strawberry milkshake.

The saltiness and sweetness go very well together. It'll kill me, but they go well together.

I do the same at Wendy's with their fries and a chocolate frosty. Though I take it a step further, and that step further is what usually grosses people out, I also dip my chicken nuggets in the frosty as well.

 

[JemothSkarii]

Alright, for this you need
1 kg of Beef Mince
500 grams of shredded Mozeralla (or Tasty cheese if you prefer that)
2 packets of Chilli Con Carne mix powder thingies
About 4 rashers of bacon, chopped
Hot sauce to taste, along with whatever spices you want to add
About half a cup of Rice
500 grams (or is it milimetres?) of Pasta Sauce.
250 grams of hot salsa

1. Get that water for the rice to a boil, while that's happening heat up the oil in a pan.
2. Start cooking that mince, and once browned, add bacon, if the water's boiled, start cooking that rice.
3. Add Pasta Sauce, Chilli con Carne powder (with some water) and Salsa.
4. Let that cook, and once rice and that is cooked, stir through rice and (if you wish) cheese (you can just top with cheese when done).
5 Serve in bowl with doritos, pretzels, or chips, by itself, or on bread with butter, a little cheese, mustard (preferably Australian, by any works well) and maynnaise.

My friend and I lived off of that for 3 days straight. My measurements may be off.

 

[Orange12345]

Prepare to be amazed

I came home from work one night and was really hungry so I decided to have a grilled cheese but after I had put the bread in the pan I discovered that I had no cheese, after a moment of thought the light bulb pinged and the Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich was born. just make a grilled cheese except instead of cheese put peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other