I left you because......

[Irridium]

You thought it would be funny to put snakes in the bed.
You were wrong!

And you'll never be able to catch me while dancing!

Why, WHY?!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Do you realize how many injuries I've sustained from that monstrous mustache of yours?

Why did you leave me for that...other thing?

 

[Irridium]

All you did was curl into that ball and not spend time with me!

Why does my epic 'stache weep?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you frighten me.

Why why why why why...?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you made me say your whole name EVERY time I saw you!

Why did you kick me out of the house?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you drew demonic symbols with crayons all over my walls!!

Why did you take my drugs and run?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you admitted you were addicted to them, and you had a large knife. I didn't want to stick around.

Why did you stand me up?

 

[Irridium]

Because whenever I have a problem you just shove that badge in my face.

Why did you take my car?

 

[x0ny]

It was a Zonda honey...

Why did you leave me?

 

[biscuit86]

I like my commodore better

well?

 

[Nemorov]

I found your gangrenous toenail clippings on the floor. And on the toilet seat. And on my bed.

Why you gone?

 

[Lullabye]

Your bum, it's just too loose now.....

Mind telling me why ya skipped town hun?

 

[ffxfriek]

you listen to the jo bros

WHY!?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because I can!

If you walk out that door I'm sleeping with your best friend!

 

[Lullabye]

Okay. Maybe then he'll finally come out of the closet.

Please, please! Tell me whhhhyyyyy!?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you never wanted to talk. You only ever put me to sleep when I was upset with you.
So I have tons of pent up anger.
*kicks a puppy in half*
See what you made me do?!

Why did you cancel Christmas and leave?

 

[Irridium]

Because you were too busy having fun with that whore to care for me!

Why do I now eat ice cream and watch soap operas?

 

[ZeRo5525]

Because of Stumbleupon.

Why did you leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You weren't quite evil or snooty enough for my tastes.


Why did you make me cry

 

[jh322]

Because I was using you to get close to your mum.

Why did you leave me?