Sadly you were already beat to it, the person who said it was a page or two back.solidsnake101023 said:its the riddler from batman arkham asylumTheYellowCellPhone said:"What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three at night?"
"That's simple, a man. A man as a baby crawls on four legs, walks on two and when he needs a cane walks on three."
"So close, but wrong. The answer to all three is a baby. You see, it begins as a baby with four legs, then you rip on two of its legs where is wiggles around, then if you tie a cane to one of its stumps it can hobble around a bit."
"That's horrible, how could you joke like that?"
"Simple, madam, it's not my baby."
Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.
So you drop a tennis ball down a hole. The hole is too deep and oddly shaped to reach your hand in through to get it, the the ground is too hard to dig, and the ball is almost three feet down. What five letter word do you use to get the ball?
I'll give you a cookie anyways.
Come on, people, solve my riddle!