I need the cutest thing I could possibly do to win a girls heart.

[Lukeje]

You could always do this: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-19.html

 

[SirMax]

I have a girlfriend, and here's what I've found:

think of something YOURSELF. It's always far more sincere and sweet when she knows you thought of something yourself that's something you'd do and something personal to her.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Kiss her you moron

seriously what the fuck is in the water these days, this shit isn't that difficult

Speak for yourself.


Gah, Romance.

How I despise thee.


*Pulls on a black ski ask*

Sod this for a game of soldiers, time to go about this the old-fashioned way...

 

[Graves]

In the movie 'Jalla Jalla!' a boy puts one end of a rope at his girls door and rolls it all the way outside to a park where he set up a picknick. So she follows the rope and ends up ath the park where the boy is waiting for her. I think that's pretty cool and still want to do that for my girl.

 

[Cpt. Red]

Say "I wish I were RNA, so I could have U!"

BEST ONE EVER!

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

Do what ever the thing is that she origanally liked you for i guess

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Dude.


Epic..

Absolutely awesomely legen - wait for it... .. .. - DARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Takoto]

Ask her out, perhaps? Maybe buy her a rose or something and then ask her out, most girls like that sort of things... most.

 

[Aqualung]

Ask her out, perhaps? Maybe buy her a rose or something and then ask her out, most girls like that sort of things... most.

Ahh, roses... I personally don't like flowers much; they pretty much stand for something pretty at first, but dies quickly. But then, I'm definitely not most girls...

 

[AkJay]

Taco Bell.

Ask her to the movies?

Say your Jesus?

I can't think of anymore stuff.

What the fuck? Get out. Now.

 

[FinalDragoon]

Try hitting her.

 

[stonethered]

Confess you asked the internet for help on this, if that doesn't scare her of she's a keeper

yes. srsly OP; don't you have any real life friends you could ask for advice?
because if not, you need to get out more often. or at least find a forum of people who don't find your lack of creativity so amusing. i mean you come here to ask about anything and everything.

but don't be cute, cute is no way to start a long term relationship. be honest. honesty is essential to non-political success.

 

[Dragon-Byte]

Listen man, it looks like you're just going to have to try one of these suggestions above, no matter how ridiculous they seem or if they're not what youre looking for take her for a walk and tell her a funny story until you end up on a park bench and can make a move. (if you don't want to, how else are you going to take your relationship farther?!?)

and think about it: even if u fuck it up, you could laugh it off and still be good friends. it sounds like you've met a really fantastic girl, and if she's as great as you've said she is, she won't run screaming for cover if it goes badly.

incidentally i have a similar problem,wow its a small world.
she's blonde, sweet, dramatic, funny and has this cute little smile. when she gets really passionate about a subject, she starts to screw up her words, then gets all mad at herself, then breaks down laughing! its the funniest thing ive ever seen!

great girls are hard to find, so
take what you have and cherish it forever.

 

[Dragon-Byte]

...Freak

If you need the internet for advice then she deserves better

one day you will be far more haunted by those words then I...

well said
there's nothing wrong with asking for advice when you're over your head
tough luck bout the girl tho, parents are dickheads

mine are drunk in the other room right now

 

[stonethered]

Listen man, it looks like you're just going to have to try one of these suggestions above, no matter how ridiculous they seem or if they're not what youre looking for take her for a walk and tell her a funny story until you end up on a park bench and can make a move. (if you don't want to, how else are you going to take your relationship farther?!?)

and think about it: even if u fuck it up, you could laugh it off and still be good friends. it sounds like you've met a really fantastic girl, and if she's as great as you've said she is, she won't run screaming for cover if it goes badly.

incidentally i have a similar problem,wow its a small world.
she's blonde, sweet, dramatic, funny and has this cute little smile. when she gets really passionate about a subject, she starts to screw up her words, then gets all mad at herself, then breaks down laughing! its the funniest thing ive ever seen!

great girls are hard to find, so
take what you have and cherish it forever.

she sounds really fun to be around.
my best wishes to you both.

 

[TheBigInterview]

Walk up to her and comment on how she looks.
Give her a rose?
Blush?
Do something adorable.

 

[stonethered]

Walk up to her and comment on how she looks.
Give her a rose?
Blush?
Do something adorable.

the OP doesn't know how to blush. he is litterally shameless.
and believe me he considered the rose, i think his grandfather did this really cute variation on that theme for years.

 

[Megacherv]

I can't think of anymore stuff.

Wow forget about double post or triple post, you just achieved MONSTER POST status.

I'd say flowers, a movie, dinner then a nice late night walk in the park should do it. Dress...nicer and smell good it works like a charm.

RAAAAMPAAAAAAAGE!

Okay, enough with the UT references. I'd think possibly just saying that you want to do something selfless for her would make her go *ahem* "Awwww, dat's shoooo shweet"

FOR THE LAST TIME!!! I WOULD HAVE TO FALL BACKWARDS TO GET TO THE "FRIEND ZONE"!!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!! lol

I seem to be the only person listening to you from the one page I've actually read

EDIT:- Why are people attacking this guy? He's confused, not sure what to do, it might be late at night for him, so his only solution is to ask the internet. What's wrong with that? We all have our own methods of doing stuff.

 

[stonethered]

EDIT:- Why are people attacking this guy? He's confused, not sure what to do, it might be late at night for him, so his only solution is to ask the internet. What's wrong with that? We all have our own methods of doing stuff.

i attack him because i know where he sleeps at night. also, i know what he's talking about, most of his posts, and that he is hopelessly conceited and will pass off any decent advice as an original idea in real life.

or it could be because i enjoy the thread more when i know someone is uncomfortable because of it.

 

[Takoto]

Ask her out, perhaps? Maybe buy her a rose or something and then ask her out, most girls like that sort of things... most.

Ahh, roses... I personally don't like flowers much; they pretty much stand for something pretty at first, but dies quickly. But then, I'm definitely not most girls...

They smell nice though... xD
Nah, I don't really see the point in them... I'm not "most girls" ether.